TL;DR? Get yourself a Fuel Shark and a Tornado!

The 4.6 was the wrong answer to every question.

I’ll always prefer twins for my naked streetfighting/scrambling.

premature oppo-cation?

with the sound on you would have realized he was running over to turn off the ignition since the driver was too busy saying how 100% okay he was to turn it off himself.

God bless the plain round headlight.

10/10 WOULD RIDE! TAKE MY MONEY!!

Do you know if that means the FZ09 will get ABS as well next year?

Looks sweet. The bumblebee paint scheme just needs one more bit of bodywork to complete it, though:

The truth is out there

Can we immortalize this in bronze and use it as a trophy topper for next years Jalopnik Film Awards?

How about “only” 707HP and 200 MPH for $500,000 less ?

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

Well, with classic cars it’s a bit of a necessity. After parking it and walking a few steps, you need to turn back and make sure it’s not dropping some kind of fluid, emitting smoke, etc.

Or an ATV, or a side-by-side, or a snowmobile, or a snowcat, or a beater farm vehicle through the woods and over jumps, or dirt bike...

That’s one aggressively styled corolla/sentra! What? About $60K for this?

Rotary HYPE!

Your mom is so sexually liberated that she is proud of not conforming to the patriarchy’s preconceived notions of feminine modesty and chastity, so she has a lot of sex with various partners and makes her own choices about when to use contraceptives.