Haha, I actually used a very similar tack to get into a highly controlled and secured event earlier this summer except substitute another person for cell phone. We actually walked right past the people checking credentials while chatting away and turning our backs to the them (there was a metal detector and we were…

Thank you. This is exactly correct! I have been several times and it was the leeches and pretenders who were the obnoxious ones. The actual car owners and other enthusiasts are always very cool.

Boooooooring.

They were at a Jaguar/Playboy sponsored party at Pebble Beach.

Yeah no shit. Steve McQueen would like a word with Travis.

It actually has a name and I cannot remember what it is right now. This is going to bother me for the rest of the day.

Excellent. Can't wait to have to swerve out of the way as they cross the center line and careen toward me while the soccer mom/obese middle aged man driver is busy messing with their phone. I will be able to think, "Wow, that is a really amazing and crazy looking Cadillac..." just before I am run off the road to…

Pipe all day long. You gotta be trollin. I'm far from a Cayenne hater—having owned one I know better than to make ignorant "they're total pieces of shit" or "ugliest car ever made" comments, but this thing with this body kit and terrible paint is bad news bears. Not to mention that it's old enough and high mileage…

But also I hate those electronic steering systems because they remove just enough feel that you can no longer actually FEEL the road through the wheel. That's not just nice to feel it's imperative feedback, especially on wet, slick, or wintery roads. Removing any of that feel isn't luxurious, it's dangerous.

My wife screengrabbed that same shot for Facebook after nearly pissing herself laughing. Good ol' Sal.

You must mean "John!!!"

I called you a motherfucker for calling me a jackass and running on and on with your assumptions about my knowledge of the state. I haven't made up a single thing I've said, but no matter you're clearly unhinged and have a massive chip on your shoulder. Have a nice life guy.

Ok dude, whatever. I'm not going to continue to argue with you about this. Sorry if that fucks up your rant that I live in the state, but it's true. You're irritated with the fact that I have a different experience of the state than you do. I'd say you're overreacting to a simple statement about how many children…

Motherfucker I LIVE in Utah. Who's the jackass now?

That's an average family size of three. Just curious though, since when did it become such an insult to point out that Mormons have lots of children that you feel the need to debate the semantics of a comment about large class sizes?

Yeah well I never had any desire to go there either, but you tend to see it a lot when you work a few blocks away. What you're talking about in those slit windows looks to be interior lighting. The windows are a frosted glass with white curtains behind them. It is possible that there may be some sort of stained…

You're in Salt Lake County or Utah County? Because I would agree that the numbers are smaller in the metro SLC area but it's pretty clear they're still cranking them out in general in Utah. Five kids is still several beyond the national average.

That's because of the very high number of children in the public schools in Utah. When nearly every family has 10+ kids you end up with average class sizes of like 40 or more.

I laughed at that a little too hard I think.

Nah man, I mean like this: