Nah man, I mean like this:

That's a great story. The only issue with it is that the Mormon Temple does not have stained glass windows. They're just plain windows. Still, I would have loved to have seen that happen.

I know I'm super late to the party on this but two things:

There is NO match for the Schlumpf collection. One day I will go, but I haven't been able to make it yet. It's been on my list for years.

I was slightly disappointed, but not enough not to keep listening to it. I love the 70s/early 80s feel of most of the beats and sounds...LOVE that. What I don't like is that the songs just kind of don't go anywhere and with that kind of sound it just seems like they could have taken every track to the same place as…

I'm late to the party, but I thought it was "No way, we're off," as in going off-track. Either way his cool and early assessment of the poor braking choice was pure badass. Total calm.

Looks like someone wrapped the passenger side foot rest in silver.

THIS. We have an E90 335 and a new X3. The X3 is miserable in the snow because you can feel nothing through the steering wheel. It's like sex with a rubber compared to the raw dog of the 335.

Oh shit, I used to LOVE that flick. Internet high five for that reference!

There are crime scene clean up companies. I'm not sure who gets the bill though...

Mmhmm, and let's also not forget that Top Secret isn't even the highest clearance level.

A chess board has been attached to the hood too. Neat-o.

This is getting so boring. Just release the car already Ferrari! It's like getting really lame "tease" pics from a girl...fun at first but after a while just take your top off already.

As a previous owner of a gen 1 (2006) Cayenne S, I don't think there was a comparison at all between the German cars and the Rovers—at least five years ago or so. If you wanted to feel like you were driving a nicely equipped truck with a fancy brand name then you got a Rover. If you wanted to feel like you had a…

Damn right on Shirley Bassey Drew...and he's not even sorry.

About 15 years ago I was the second car sitting at a stoplight waiting to turn left when a car made a right (coming toward me) at the intersection. Just as they made the right turn the back driver's side door flew open and a baby about a year old tumbled out still strapped into the car seat. The car seat did a flip…

That trick is one of the reasons I like the SLS. We had a Delorean when I was a kid and once the difficulty of getting out of it in a roll over accident was pointed out I was afraid to ride in it.

Jesus this is getting exhausting. Thanks FB for being so difficult that I'm getting bored of your product. Rule #1 of creating a product: Don't make it so onerous to use that people get worn out and don't want it anymore.

That's only in the moanin' You posta be up cookin' breakfast or something by then anyway.

And that sound is why the LM002 has always been on my dream garage list. Supercars are sweet but you can't really enjoy the noise on regular roads. With an LM you can have all that sound on a run to the grocery store. Sign me up...if only they still made tires for them...