I work next door to a Lowe’s. That means I could Johnny Cash an entire deck home in a 500 Abarth.

Steak! The rest of us private sector employees have to settle for cooking pork chops on our dash.

Jalopnik commenter: “ Rable, rable, cars have too many useless systems, bring back the old days! Get off my LaWn!¡”

Welcome to the liberal communist state of California. Hopefully shit like this makes you think about who your voting for. 

Except a home literally is an investment whether you want it to be or not. It’s an objective fact and not something you can just decide isn’t true. It’s entirely reasonable for someone to want to not take a bath on their home if they have to or choose to sell it. IT can mean the difference between them being able to…

The Union of Concerned Scientists is a political organization, not a scientific organization. Hence, anything they claim is for political purposes, not objective scientific purposes. Just like this article. 

Or we could work harder on educating pedestrians to not walk out into the road without looking, keep a closer eye on their kids, and have cyclists and bikers keep to the fucking edge of the road.

If this guy was in San Francisco, the city would have sold his car off at auction and spent the proceeds on handouts for bums. Then the city would fine the owner for the cost of towing, storage, and disposal.

Et l’interior fabrique en spit et Kleenex

I’m not sure if it’s a “trend”, and it’s petty as all hell, but I don’t like brake light / turn signal combinations. When I see that red light come on, part of me wonders: “Is this guy slowing down with two of his brake lights burned out? (In a state without inspection requirements, this is a common occurrence), or…

Not necessarily once a day, but there actually is something to be said for a good ol’ fashioned Italian Tuneup.

Now every schmuck with a regular S-class is going to do a two-tone wrap.

Thanks for somehow bringing politics into this...

Father of 4 here. Spontaneous Triplets yo. It happens. A minivan is the only way to go. I’m sorry. Yes, it makes you very uncool. Suck it up. Own it. Put a Nine Inch Nails sticker on your back window for the irony.

Sedona is awful. Reliability is questionable too.

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

Here’s mine:

Simple. Clean. Purpose driven and driver oriented. Lexus’s interior design is awesome right now (exemplified here by the GS). It doesn’t have any of the doodads or shiny bits the Germans insist on throwing all over their cabins. I’m not necessarily a fan of Lexus cars, but in terms of a perfect interior, this is close.