Nah, fuck that. Scott Schwab built his career fighting against “big gub’mint” and those pesky safety regulations that might have put a stop to this nonsense. He still believes this shit. He’s the goddamn Kansas Secretary of State. Every time he sets foot in public, he should be reminded that his politics kill people,…

Tides of History by Patrick Wyman is excellent. 

Obviously you've never been higher than giraffe pussy. It's like the cartoons where the mercury rockets through the top of the thermometer. 

If you're not stealing from your work, you're a cop. 

Game 7, Cavs/Dubs, 2016 Finals. I’ve been drinking Bulleit Rye like beer for most of the game, on top of some herbal refreshment. I’m a lifelong Cavs fan. For the last two minutes of the game, I was so wound up that I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest. When Kyrie hit the three in Steph’s face, I…