Um, it’s taken me more than 2 hours to get to the third day of the story, and I’m pretty sure I’m not taking a hugely circuitous route - basically two direct round-trip hikes. I just did some looking around on the way, read some of the notes, talked on the walkie-talkie about things. The person talking about wanting…

A lot of people have already finished it. But Xcom 2 is out!

If you have a PC, I have no idea what owning an Xbox gets you - clearly there are some Xbox only exclusives, I just never took an interest in them. PS4, I know you get access to Japanese titles and some of the Sony exclusives. If it wasn’t for those, I would probably build a bookshelf PC, stick it under my TV and call…

Yeah, now their entire business is hooked to the sinking ship.

The only reason I bought a PS4 is because of Bloodborne (sorry, I am unreasonably in love with FROM software). I would be royally pissed if at the last minute they said, oh, you can run it on your PC you already own. If they had done the reverse, and said Bloodborne on PC, maybe PS4 in the future, I wouldn’t have…

More importantly, “What does this have to do with Pewdiepie??”

Turing complete is Turing complete.

...says the pompous asshat programmer.

Yes, I hate your field too. It’s filled with arrogant code monkeys who think because they can build something, they should, regardless of what it actually does, and of course everybody else should think *its amazing and cool*, otherwise they are boring. Cost of everything, value…

It says that money is fungible and these are hand outs to the cheap-ass employers more than the employees.

If the taxpayer wasn’t subsidizing these rents for underpaid employees and thus paying the employer’s costs of doing business, the employers would have to.

Can I complain about that?

It must be stopped from automatically importing things as General and then doing date conversions on every instance of Oct, Sept and Dec /genetics.

100% of my Excel problems would be solved by not using Excel. The remaining problems could be solved by a well constructed SQL expression.

First, I’ll be sure to let the bigdata guys around the office know that we’re all scrubs compared to Mr. System Architect over here who has deep knowledge of the Visitor pattern.

“Selfish in that context isn’t the selfishness you’re referring to”

Continue to split those hairs, buddy. Almost definitionally you don’t owe anything to anyone else when you are playing a video game. Calling his goals in a game selfish is ridiculous outside of the context that he might owe something to a wider…

“Errrr...I never called him selfish either? I said boring. Where are you getting this shit from?”

He probably doesn’t play chess against bots that have the entire game’s move set memorized either. Its his game, he paid for it, its not selfish to deny you a kill, you’re just trying to insure a supply of fodder for the way you want to play. Get a life.

When you grow up, you’ll realize that you don’t have time to…

Why yes, not enjoying the pointless squawking of adolescent ego-stoking IS boring. How astute of you.

Dammit you owe it to us to get on line and let us kill you and teabag your corpse you ungrateful wretch.

I tried to think of a more first world problem. I failed.

You know, this seems misguided. The people investing in guns are not *buying the guns*, and the guns won’t cease to be bought if you don’t invest in them - someone else will simply buy those shares at a slightly cheaper price. If you dried up all demand for those shares, because there was no one ANYWHERE who wanted to…

That’s funny, but a real scientist says ‘I wonder if that happens every time the lever is pulled, I’m going to need a team of graduate students to pull the lever 24 hours a day for weeks at a time, and a grant from the DoE to fund it.’