Top heavy alien falls over, can’t move on spindly legs, Ripley cries herself to sleep on giant pillow. The end.

Actually YOU are the thing thats wrong, that you can’t handle any criticism at all without jumping to defend something on the grounds that nobody can judge anything that anybody at all finds value in.

Oh yeah, you can’t criticize anything ANYONE might enjoy for whatever reason because they might feel bad or some bullshit. Get off the internet, you freaking thought policing twit. He can judge anyone or anything he wants to. Its called f’ing free speech. Feel free to disagree with him but quit trying to censor his…

Finally something we all can agree on.

Waaaaah! Stop criticizing stuff I like!

I think thats giving soylent way too much credit for actually accomplishing a goal beyond the elimination of enjoyment and freeing tech workers to leave the house earlier and work later . When you are shipping olive oil on giant container ships and using soy and rice agriculture *anyway*, with additional processing,…

I am capable of criticizing more than one thing at a time. Have no fear, citizen. Also, our increasingly thoughtless, distant, consumerist lives that commoditize ‘disruptive technologies’ and ‘sharing economies’ over people, instead treating them like machines that are useful only so far as that profit can be…

If you think there are no physiological consequences to a liquid diet beyond potential nutritional deficiencies that have been addressed, feel free to pursue it. I’m sure your GI tract never needs to do any physical work and it will be just fine over the long term and I have perfect faith that the developers have…

Look, is there anything worthy of open criticism in your mind that doesn’t involve hurting other people or taking away their liberties? Serious question, because if we can’t be critical of this, the bar is now THAT high. No work of art so banal, no act so stupid, as long as they aren’t hurting anyone other than…

Not this quickly? WoW is a really old game. I mean its closer in its release date to Ultima Online and the original Everquest than it is to the present day. The people who have started with WoW on launch day are now eleven years older and have gone through how many significant life events?

I suspect the game thrives…

So is pooping, try constipation.

Yes, which puts Soylent on par with slimfast and says nothing about it being good for you.

Whatever. You are defending people who think its beneficial to purposefully eliminate simple joys from their lives because its too troublesome to taste and chew food. Doesn’t change my opinion of it, nor is it “shitting on them.” They shat on themselves when they told me what their fucked-up personal priorities were.

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I’ll go you one technology better.

Hi. Clearly you’re new to the internet and have anger issues. You’ll fit right in.

I’m not sure a wholly liquid diet, even accepting there probably aren’t magic nutrients we don’t know about and factors that influence nutrient availability, is going to do great things for the muscles you normally use to move food around in your gut, but I’m not a nutritionist, I just think a liquid diet looks too…

If only I could upvote you more. Its as if life itself is an inconvenience to these guys and they see it as a problem to be removed.

No, but his employer five management levels up and publishing house stakeholders might be. Are you defending the anime creator who isn’t the artist, or are you indicting consumer culture — I can applaud either move, but mock worshipping a consumer icon created by underpaid nearly-slave labor is still kind of tacky.

It does come in ever convenient 55 gallon drums.

Yes, its amazing how balanced nutrition causes one to LOSE weight instead of to maintain a healthy weight.

Oh, you’re saying they were obese, so drinking something that’s not food works for them.