Turn those Browns upside down.

I’m actually awaiting the Deadspin piece drawing outrage to the fact that silly white people are afraid of Johnny Manziel’s behavior. Not like players are ever caught on photo or video being drunk, and this guy couldn’t buy the starting job and now finds himself third on the depth chart.

The way you people pleasure each other on comment threads is rather disconcerting. You guys don’t want to talk. You want to “bait trolls” and “own” people. Get a fucking life.

How this managed to get 151 “likes” just shows how insanely stupid all of you are.

Jesus Christ. Look at you guys tie yourselves into knots to explain “all the reasons” why this happened. You just can’t bring yourselves to say it.

It is a personal achievement. It’s just weird being better than everyone else because of pure luck. Heavy is the head...

It’s instructive not only that this non-story has somehow endured through today, but how.

Downtown 2 train in New York, running late night on the 1 line. Saw a homeless guy wash/rinse his shit-covered underwear with a bottle of murky-brown water. A toxic puddle formed at his feet as he laughed maniacally. I didn’t even care. I was just impressed.

The student has the mental capacity of a toddler. So what you “really think” doesn’t matter very much.

“Should you have been more precise” isn’t “did you make shit up”. Just stop. You’re making yourself look really bad here.

Oh - no - it’s just that when several things happen in the wake of such a story: 1. The original publication changing its headline & lede, as well as details in the article, yet failed to reveal they edited anything. 2. Politifact (a somewhat garbage entity, yet an entity nonetheless which offends both parties)…

You poor, poor thing. I actually pity you. Nice talking. Take care.

There’s nothing overgrown babies in the pursuit of social justice can’t accomplish.

Weird. First glance it appears he’s launching late but in an effort to ‘touch’ him down and avoid a calamity. But slowed down, he looked as if he made the conscious decision to lay a shoulder into Bridgewater’s helmet. Only he knows, I guess. But that’s a suspension.

That’s some weak ass shit, especially coming from the guy who barely outscored Langston Galloway.

I have no idea, I was working OT at Carson HQ hanging up posters in the nude while having easy strike matches lit off my tushy by drunk staffers.

I’ll never - ever - vote for Ben Carson, so I really have no idea what you’re blabbing about.

Wait, sir? Sir. I have a question. You seem really smart. So Politico’s lede indicated his campaign admitted to a fabrication, yes? Which I assume is the basis for your assertion that he lied? Cool. Why did they completely change the headline, then (below)? K I’m going to go now, Lord Carson likes to dump human shit…

Hey, I really don’t want to be politically incorrect here, but are you retarded? Did you read anything I wrote? No, he didn’t lie. Seems you can’t read. (Kudos tho - suggesting I work for his campaign is the worst insult I’ve had thrown at me on the internet this week).

his story of receiving a full scholarship to the U.S. Military Academy at West Point has been revealed as a fabrication