Someone tell Colin his mum was in an ad...

That is the first time I’ve genuinely laughed at SNL since...since...hmmm....

That Larry David clip was absolutely legit. I’d vote for Bernie just for four years of bizarro Curb skits on SNL.

Sadly, not in our lifetime. I’ve also seen this variation, which is also true:

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

You’re being deliberately obtuse. It’s apparent that the quote is comparing the ways that men and women relate to each other, not that any man a woman meets is going to kill her. When guys go on first dates, their friends don’t tell them to text when they’re home safe, or advise that they go to a public place.

Then common sense should tell you that there are a shitload more instances of men assaulting and killing women over rejection (or perceived rejection) than vice-versa. But you go on whining.

Exactly. All men are capable of it and we don’t necessarily know the difference between a ‘good man’ and a ‘bad man’ at first glance. Hell, it can take years to figure it out and many women die before they do figure it all out. And if we do make the mistake of trusting and get hurt? It was our fault for being so…

Women do kill men, but they don’t kill men over sexual rejection so repeatedly that it’s a widespread problem. And while we know that most men aren’t that evil...sometimes you don’t know until it’s too late (or you do know, think you’ve gotten rid of the guy, and then he kills you anyway). And so we proceed with…

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

Thank you for this gem! This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever read! LMFAO!!!

Here, I transcribed the subtitles for you:

It is morning. (FART)

The air is filled with the heroin chic of flatulence, periodically co-mingling with other, somewhat less oppressive aromas:

The dozens of stale perfume samples she’d torn from the latest W magazine in an unmedicated fit of rage-depression.(FART)

Her…

How is Jaime a Latin stereotype? Because he has an accent? Please explain because I’ve watched every episode of this series multiple times and cannot think of even one example of a time when he was written stereotypically.

Well I’m sure she’s had maintenance performed on em.

So now we’re “shade-shaming”?

Jaguars are pretty solitary (except for at mating season) and widely roaming animals for whom human concepts such as national borders are largely meaningly, unless we choose to enforce them by erecting enormous fences. What I’m getting at is that creatures like El Jefe probably used to cross the border from Mexico to…

You clearly don’t know what exactly a Jewish American Princess is. Neither of those characters are one.

It should be renamed By the Sigh.

Jolie is one of the few “stars” that have risen above the ranks without a modicum of talent nor with genuine acting triumphs. Her biggest movies were the Tomb Raider stuff. I can’t remember anything else she was in that was memorable for its acting craft.