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I think they call that “the curse of jessie j”

Oh god CDAN is the ultimate internet rabbit hole.

Egg?

At first I thought it was a little Bobby Finger photoshopped in!

Get the London look

Who is it a tattoo of? Is it Marilyn Manroe? Cause it feels like it's always Marilyn.

I am not American Indian but I think Adam Beach should be in all the movies because he is a great actor and he also happens to be pretty hot. So I support this motion.

Hey, now, this person is just delusional. Vegans aren’t exactly an oppressed class, but we get a lot of shit over our dietary choices. And just for the record, I never fucking hear vegans go on and on about their decisions. The people that seem to need to talk about their dietary habits the most are people who eat

This guy was an all-around asshole. Veganism is great for humans if that's what you want, but cats just can't survive without a regular diet of meat.

this is not a “vegan” thing, just cause you´re vegan doesn´t make you an idiot. you can´t be feeding an infant only cows milk either.

Line haha what line lol I’m dating lots of celebs haha we eat dinner together every night. I’m outside hahhaha in the bushes hehe but it counts. they love me. Gonna leave their wives. One way or another haha. Widowers are single and fair game haha, i bought a wedding dress lolz. I booked a church. It’s normal. All of

Yayayayayayayay!!! Happy Birthday Betty

Lip sync battles irritates the fuck out of me, because the concept was basically stolen whole-cloth from drag culture and then watered down for a mainstream hetero audience who are largely ignorant of that fact. Instead of lip sync performance as an essential queering of pop culture as a means of interacting with said

I imagine the attraction for her was the same as it was for Sean Penn. People who are quite wealthy and insulated crave something ‘real’ and ‘authentic’, and for them stories are more important/better currency than anything else. They are like the tourists you meet who hate tourists and are always seeking out the

...in this room the musty air is punctuated by the jingle-jangle of oversized costume jewelry and the low “ssssszzzzz” of a pink Fantasia meeting its inevitable end in the Crystal vase that was a gift from the Health Minister of Djibouti.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.