I heard on very good authority that ISIS doesn't like it when women drink wine OR margaritas. So I don't think I'd fit in there : (

He gives me feelings!

Who is that? I have seen that gif before and find him attractive.

This idea needs to have a national holiday. "Go chocolate tasting in formal wear" Day.

I would totally get dressed up to go to a chocolate factory. Fuck dances, give me chocolate.

Chipotle is amazing. I just cut calories (low calorie breakfast/lunch) if I'm planning on a burrito. And , seriously, as a recovering alcoholic, don't fucking try to take my burritos too, NYT.

You're here. You still love us!!!

We were just talking about her last night. Everything had butter in her food. Lots of fucking butter. I swear one time on her show she literally said "IF IT DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT JUST ADD MORE BUTTER. BUTTER FIXES EVERYTHING." She would add extra butter to her butter.

I have an awesome guacamole recipe.....Let me share;

I'm always telling my cats to get a job!

It those damn MILLENNIALS! They just can't respect those who abuse them-how entitled!

Get thee to twitter and cast that shade on the world!

This reminds me of the time my mom decided to see if a certain company was selling her name/addy to others. She purposely misspelled her first name and, sure enough, within a month, she was inundated with junk mail with same misspelling. She be suspicious like that.

It's INSANE that Banks thinks Badu is jealous of her. Like … do you you even fucking know who Erykah Badu is, what she looks like, the things this woman does and says?

Seriously. Erykah Badu is an icon known first and foremost for her music. Azalea Banks is some little shit who is most famous for feuding with Iggy Azalea. It's cute that she thinks Erykah Badu is jealous of her.

You are a student of Judge Kara Brown. Well done.

This was my reaction exactly. I have a model's abs. Fact.

This gif in this context is also perfection. Double whammy.

Every week this makes me so happy!