wait. emile hirsch had issues with someone at sundance for being rich? at SUNDANCE?

That has to be the fugliest outfit I've seen this century.

Aggrieved privilege. White men get mad they don't have everything, and lash out at their "inferiors" — meaning women and minorities — who they see as taking what's rightfully theirs.

Dear god the comment section on that Billboard article. All stans must be destroyed.

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THAT BEA ARTHUR VIDEO?! It is now my everything.

motherfucker must think he's a famous art museum guy or something.

This biological truth has been brought to you by Dr.Spaceman.

When I was a kid, the rumor was that strawberry milk was tainted with cow blood.

Chocolate milk is delicious, though. I think it's kind of silly to care what people think about your beverage choices.

Giraffes don't eat meat so I feel like there's an argument to be made there

This is soooo my favorite argument against milk. If we quit doing things because other species don't, we wouldn't be wearing PANTS. Wait a minute, wait a minute …

Just here to flaunt my lactase-having privilege

I think Julie Andrews will agree with this casting.

I mean, I'd like to hear her side.

I hate those people. I hate those people SO BAD. I'm not a vegetarian. I am someone who avoids meat for the most part, because I have 1) serious ethical concerns with how we treat animals in factory farms 2) because of the horrific environmental impact of meat and 3) I like animals. I can't divorce the fact that when…

Ugh I've had that happen to me as well. Not necessarily to mess with me (those were just my younger brothers trying to get a laugh, which never worked because the only reason they'd ever offer me any food was to try and sneak me meat) but moslty out of not wanting to bother. I've had tons of people lie about the kind…

Oh yeah. The same thing used to happen to me. People suck.

Going to join all my sissy anemic vegetarian(ish) comrades in meat-free heaven where we all sit around playing with baby animals and eating falafel wraps. Piglet bless you.

Also, methane from my beefy chili farts is seriously damaging the environment (of my car) and health (of my passengers).

This is the love child of Seth Rogen and James Franco.