I just...can't believe you even have to defend yourself on this. Totally acceptable for dudes to going out "trolling for skank," to the point that creep-grinding on women is common enough for the author to mention it. A woman says she likes talking to guys at bars? Desperate trollop!

WHAT? No! Jezebel has been hemorrhaging my favorite writers for the past several months. WTH is going on over there? Show us on the doll where the bad media conglomerate touched you!

Man no one on here knows how to take a fucking joke. Trolling for skank? I was being sarcastic. I'm going out with girlfriends to meet dudes. A totally normal thing. If I meet a great guy while doing this, AWESOME. THUMBS UP! WHOO FUCKIN HOO. If I meet a guy who is fun and it's just a hook up, no big deal. Jesus…

It's a joke? Women aren't allowed to hook up with dudes unless they're in a relationship? Damn, I didn't know that. Let me get my chastity belt on until I find a man to pay my dowry and make an honest woman out of me. Get stuffed, dude.

Actually, it's about misogyny in nightclubs.

Which feelings? You hurt my video games feelings? You hurt my childhood? You don't comfort me like my mother did feelings? You don't like the overpowering smell of French fries that wafts from my mattress so I'm thinking you are stuck-up feelings? Please be specific/.

Mom!?! I thought you were dead!

Why exactly? Girls with worth don't dance?

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

I may or may not have been humming the Ghostbusters theme all morning with a slight adjustment: "I ain't afraid of no blokes". Suggestions welcome for the rest of the feminist™ rewrite.

But the purse = dog turd?

I didn't give this more than a seconds thought past "oh Melissa McCarthy will probably be funny in this..." then I got curious who else was in the cast and started googling.

Where were these guys when my delightful childhood memories of Michael Keaton as Batman were being smothered in a layer of dark grey goo by the recent Batman movies???

I was honestly pretty meh about this idea until the screeching backlash started.

The original post and Emma's replies were great, but this exchange made me so happy. Please, please let there be more "lessons" to be extolled upon us from the clueless.

If a bathroom attendant really wants an attendee to 'make it rain' in the course of their job then... I guess they are in the right line of work! Follow your bliss!

I grew up as a dirty peasant so the first time I met a bathroom attendant I was so fucking confused, I thought she was coming onto me.