The 30 Rock quoters are out in full today. I guess I know what most everyone binge-watched over the holidays.

That's downright spooky, scary. But that's what happens when boys become men. Men gotta become wolves.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

I am so inappropriately curious about Carl and his life.

They are! Except for when they're not.

Well, actually he's being honest about shoving down your throat.

Haven't worn heels in fifteen years #awkwardgirlsolidarity

Okay.

Hurry and charge your phone D:

omg my calves could kill ACTUAL CALVES AS IN BB COWS so this calf shit is totz bull.

This year I was all about florals. I pretended it was 1994. I even nearly bought a tapestry purse that looked like someone's couch was murdered to make it.

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

My closet says the trend is "fur". As in, "covered in cat fur".

Look in my closet- apparently the trends are grey, olive green, and black. And scarves. And lots of fleece jackets with kleenexes in the pockets.

"• The sailor look

Underwear is/was a trend?

Unironic.

Exactly. The people who have always ended up causing me real problems and/or truly hurt me were ones with low self esteem. They don't think they deserve good things and can be so self destructive and sometimes lash out.