Ok, so this example didn't happen online, but I have had the online equivalent happen several times in the past.

On an airplane, a guy across the aisle from me tried to start a conversation based on the subject matter of what he saw me reading. He immediately worked his resume and "credentials" into his end of the…

They're not commercializing it YET.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?

Being an Indian woman on OKC is probably the worst thing I could I have ever done this year. #girlbye

Brilliant. Now, how do we get them to read/recognize themselves? And dudes, nothings is more repulsive than waving your fiscal dick around. Any woman who cares, you do not want.

Is it just me, or do all of these people sound the same?

Of course you don't. You're a virgin who can't drive. ;)

Well, the sad part is, the note is from a 34 year-old man that still lives at home with his mom and divorced sister.

From now on all my sex acts end me yelling Rumspringa.

If KJ wasn't rich she'd be a really bitchy realtor. She just has the look.

Here's my kitty with a shiny new mouse for giftmas!

Honestly. Mark, do you even go to this school?

You're kidding with the "someone named Twink Caplan," right?!

"Someone" named Twink Caplan? Really, Mark? Miss Geist would like to have a word with you after class.

I thought that said "Christmas porno" and became frightened.

I wouldn't be surprised if she has, but in terms of plastic surgery, I just feel like, do whatever makes you happy and comfortable. Life is hard, especially for women. I wish everyone could love themselves for exactly how they were but if you need a little help or you want some change, go for it.

Where'd they go?