Where's the dick shot?

Sometimes when I'm walking on the sidewalk with my female friends we'll see something shiny in the street and run out into traffic to get a better look. I've lost so many friends that way. (And it's usually a gum wrapper.)

"Now, what if we take the captions away and don't tell you the second picture is the product of plastic surgery?"

To each their own, but I thought most of the "before" shots were better than their "after" shots. Beautiful chins changed to long and pointy things. Lovely round faces changed to be more ovular. And the beautiful skin tones being whitewashed.

the falconry is of interest to all

I am all for suicide prevention and helping people, but.......

Kids these days are just damn lazy.

Most two-year olds can't read?

It's the internet, anyone can Photoshop a picture. Just send every commentator a copy of your birth certificate, taped interviews with both your parents, and at least three forms of identification including DNA.

A reminder: The definition of SHADE, and the difference from READING.

I wish Bea Arthur were alive to take this little turd to task. Also, I love you.

Yep. Sexist AND racist, what a catch these fellas are!

The reason these guys prey on Asian women is due to that stereotype, because Western women are too uppity for them. They don't want a partner, they want a human pet they can fuck.

Well, I'm a well-educated and reasonably intelligent woman, and I was in my 20s, too. But I can tell you that I put up with an awful lot of goddamn crap from men when I was younger than I do now that I'm middle-aged. It's got nothing to do with whether men find women their age desirable, or whether or not we're…