I know a girl who uses those terms. She always describes herself as an alpha and how she can't get along with other alphas and how alphas don't like it when other alphas are in their territory and I'm just sitting there like, are you human beings or fucking tigers? What is all this nonsense?

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

Rationally I know Peter Serafinowicz is great, but emotionally I can never forgive him for shooting Mike.

She was probably distracted by her need for more blow. You know, important stuff.

Even worse - it was at Farrah's funeral.

Ryan O'Neal is thane of the dirtbags.

Most grown-ups are repulsed by incestuous child-molesters.

Ryan O'Neal is just not the world's worst dad cause you know, John Phillips existed.

I left my fathers house as a teen because he was abusive (not sexually) towards me. Despite that, he was still in my life, and I in his because I had younger siblings. I swore in court proceedings that he had never done more than 'smack me on the bottom or hand' for bad behaviour, during a custody hearing for another…

Honestly, I'd settle for scalping her so I can have that hair. That alone would make up for a lot.

Yeah, okay, she may have lied under oath. But that's a _really fucking specific thing_ to ask about. Like, you don't just happen to ask someone as part of a routine line of questioning if they were drugged and sexually assaulted.

No one ever lies under oath. Those are the RULES! And it's pretty customary that victims/survivors lie for a while. Hell, they might just be in denial, which is also not unheard of. I mean, come the fuck ON. Dr. Luke is such a sleazy ass dude.

Would watch

What about a serial killer of Ayn Rand fans?

Um...no...being a serial killer is number two on my list of deal breakers...I'm terribly picky, you see.

If it's not a corgi, the Queen doesn't have time for it.

I am not a religious person, but the alternative interpretation of the song comes across as very sweet and earnest. Only thing that would make it better is if the Pope had a rap interlude in the middle.

Sorry Sister Cristina, I'm really happy for you winning Italian The Voice, and I'mma let you finish...but Madonna already has the greatest slowed-down jam version of Like a Virgin of all time!