I remember once when I was about 20 slipping during doggy style and leaving the right orifice and going into the wrong one on the way back in. So, it is possible to fuck up. That said, the incredible negative reaction I got from my girlfriend at the time made me much more careful in the future. I was not that…

Phil Hartman's death was so awful. I still get sad whenever I hear his voice on Simpsons reruns.

It was so sweet and it made me miss them both.

I don't know why people are complaining that the Jan and Phil short wasn't funny. It wasn't supposed to be. Also, it was one of their favorite memories from the show.

There is a user, @Arguingwithmoron, in the comments posting dead animals, and animal abuse photos. DO NOT CLICK ON THE PICTURES. REPORT AND DISMISS THAT SHIT.

She's actually being quite eloquent here. She gets right at the truth that the "baby" is just a concept, a dream, a gift you have yet to open and don't know the contents of. She's saying that someday, she hopes to be able to do this again, and open that gift, that she would like to see the potential person become an…

The "baby" that she's talking to is just a concept, a potential. She is saying she will get to dream about the baby she will have again someday, when she is ready and capable of giving it a proper life.

So Angelina is now obligated to come and fight if the French invade, right? Her, Elton John, Judi Dench, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, all in the same armored cavalry division. Someone make this happen, with the stars playing themselves as literal knights.

it's ok, i understand

... I would watch that.

I hope it falls apart and doesn't get made. The Labyrinth is a great film that absolutely does not need a remake or a sequel. What next, Rocky Horror 2: Gothic Boogaloo?

Ernie Hudson getting bent out of shape about not being paid for a Ghostbusters remake is like Roger Moore getting pissy because he's not being given royalties from Casino Royale or Skyfall. Or Michael Keaton having a hissy fit because nobody's kicking him some cash from The Dark Knight. If Hudson doesn't own the…

And if they are rebooting the whole thing, they don't have to stick with the all white, plus one token colored person cast.

Quick preemptive strike: 3 thinks about mental health and sex abuse which you should consider before commenting.

As someone who has a dude, not a weapon, but that dude works overnight quite frequently, this SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

Are you sure it wasn't Ferris Bueller?

I'm pretty sure this was absolutely terrifying for you and your family and I'm glad all of you are unharmed. I'm gonna push back a little on some things. The way you refer to "criminals" by equating homeless folks with crime, sexual assault and theft is highly problematic and very telling into the privilege you enjoy…

I know it's not the point, but monsters can be women, too. My mother spent a lifetime psychologically scarring and punishing me for merely existing. Women can be monsters, too.

I like this, but I think "they look a lot like people" would have been better. It might not be common, but a woman can molest a little girl too. A child should always be taught that trust has limits and that appearances can be deceptive.