MILHOUSE LAUGH

Who is the artist who makes these? Because they are divine.

There's no magic transformation into a mature adult upon your 18th birthday. Literally no one is arguing that. But there has to be a line drawn somewhere and as a society we have chosen 18 as the age when you become an adult. Probably because it's when you graduate high school. If that means an exceptionally…

In late 1999/early 2000, Biel ... had reportedly become frustrated with her lack of offers for film roles.

Oh, come on! Other than the threat of people like me slashing your throats, is life really that bad?

"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."-Margaret Atwood

I'm not a stylish dresser so I don't get too many comments on my wardrobe, but I have a signature necklace that has attracted a steady stream of compliments from strangers (mostly from women who want to know where I got it, but some have been from men too) over the past 10 years I've worn it and those interactions…

Anyone taking bets on the fact that bald 40 year old dude is not, in fact, talking to ALL the single ladies. Only the ones who are slim, white, and in their mid-twenties, I'd wager, and probably wearing make up with long well-coiffed hair. My 40 year old, rotund-but-usually-smiling, earbudless, sunglassesless self…

Also, howmuchyawannabet dude is trying to hit on girls at least 15 years younger than him...I mean, what is WRONG with these hot college girls that they aren't JUMPING at the chance to date a classy bald dude 20 years older? Don't they know what they're missing?!

How dare he mock my limb-severing fantasies? Maybe my expression is an accurate representation of what I'm thinking, GAWSH.

I'd like women to smile more, too!

"C'mon, is life really that bad?"

The last sentence is the epitome of self-absorbed, but then again, his entire post reeks of it. Like yeah, someone's life COULD be that bad where they look angry. Some people have shitty circumstances. Or maybe they just had a bad day. It doesn't matter cause really, no one is obliged to smile for his bald ass.

I think I know who wrote this

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

#notallhazeleyedpeople!

What he sounds like a catch!

The gender binary is a social construct, too. And so is money. And so is time. And so are international borders. That doesn't mean that those things are meaningless or that it benefits us to pretend that they don't exist. Femininity is a proxy for women in our culture (even though there are women who are not feminine…

And yet, I didn't always have droves of dudes in love with me. Maybe it's because I failed at the size 2 part.

I had a weird experience with this because I grew up quite insulated with other church kids. All of the church girls were exactly the same; there was almost no variation amongst them. You met one, you met them all. And then there was me. I tried so hard to be like them, but I simply kept messing up and was horribly…