Holy fucking jesus christ crap.

I think I'm gonna throw up. Oh god...

The model looks so very, very unhappy about this whole thing.

He's so busy writing bullshit like this, I wonder how he finds time to shop for fedoras!

"Some I hate so much, I have to see them naked."

Someone needs to check this dude's basement.

are we sure this is a story and not some creepy biography?

Ok so I thought Bill O'Reilly's book was the premier example of white men marinating in their imagined superiority writing about disturbing sex. But this wins. I wonder if Miss Cataleptica wears brief white panties.

I tried, but that is the longest bunch of nothing-word-vomit I've seen today. I do like that he ended it with, "gentle reader." Is he a fucking Bronte sister? Buy my book, gentle reader. Gentle reader pls.

Hoooooooooooly shit.

dafuq

I miss Lindy so much...she is hilarious and skilled in making cogent arguments for feminism. I would like to join the support group for folks missing the former writers and struggling with being stuck in the grays.

Yep it is the same for here in the UK Jezebel likes to think we are all white and posh and we only have one black person and that is Idris Elba (he is only non-white Brit Jezebel pays any interest to).

A golden retriever puppy that stays a puppy forever.

You have the patience of an internet saint.

I consider this to be a common courtesy. That girl is weird for making fun of it. Unless you sound like Jerry Lewis or something when saying it.

All Allen cares about at this point is whether he can expense the hot dog he ate or not (no).

What I find saddest about this (in a good/bad way) is that in most countries in the western world, these wages and conditions are already just par for the course.

How can this be made part of the law in the US?

Because America is a faulty, broken society with an extreme lack of self awareness.