So beautiful. This helps with the pain.

God damnit, Burt. He's just walking around.

I am really going to miss you. Thank you for every single thing you have ever done for me here. I would not have gotten through it without you. You are awesome, amazing and damn perfect. I found the perfect goodbye gift for you, too. I remember how much you loved this.

I just saw this mini horse yesterday

That's true. I was his fake mustache at the time.

Fun Fact: The Internet was created in 1984 by Groucho Marx. It was meant to be a way to send intelligently witty telegrams to each other.

Calling him a shitty writer is insulting to shitty writers everywhere. Stephanie Myer(is that how you spell the sparkly vampire lady) is a shitty writer. Chuck Austen is a shitty writer. Dan Brown is a shitty writer. This Tao Lin dork was the first book that I couldn't finish reading. And it was a book that I would…

come over and fuck me, I have coke.

You forgot "I don't live with my parents"

That is important! Lentil, Potato Leek (hot) Vichyssoise (cold), Sambar, Ultimate Ramen, Minestrone, Vegan beef and barley. I could go on.

sold

A good soup is hard to beat.

You had me at "very nice soups."

A) Because they mention repeatedly how huge he is in little corner of the literary world

I love this! My boyfriend's old OKC profile mentioned that he was hygienic. It was like, the first descriptor he used on himself. It was adorable.

WOW, That got real, real fast. I think I'll stick to my go to Tinder pick up line;

And always be there. Physically be there. You don't have to always speak nor have a conversation nor even be in the same room with your teen. Just BE THERE when they're around. If you're a single parent, that means don't date when they're around; be in the house. Figure out whether it's more important to you to…

Tell her you love her, and your partner does the same. Tell her that she is smart, funny, awesome, good at math and science, art, music, fashion, piano, cooking, Google-fu, being a pirate, and when she dresses up, tell her that she's pretty, stylish, and far-too-grown-up looking. Remind her that you knew her when she…

When I read stories like this my heart breaks for the young women who become trapped in relationships like this. Our society treats women like they are objects who do not have agency over their own bodies. I'm in a place in my life where I will probably be having children soon. Do any parents have advice on raising…

This is why my Backup Husband is my best (lady) friend. I've got our flat in Sutton Place and our matching Bill Blass suits/Pucci scarves all picked out. This is the plan.