I'm really sorry about your mum. I think getting married to your boyfriend because you're scared of losing him is a bad idea whether you are 18 or 118. I think you should work on making you feel good about yourself and then he will be the icing on an already fabulous cake.

My partner and I are both millenials (he was born in 1994, me in 1996) and we hope to get married in the next 1 or 2 years. I love him with all my cold, dead heart. He has been there during my diagnosis with a severe mental illness, and the unstable period which followed. I know he will be with me when my skin…

re: Lena Dunham

I actually did that fairly recently when a friend mixed me the "BEST DRINK EVER" and it was just terrible and I was drunk and didn't have the heart to tell her. I felt like I was 16 again!

I'm just thinking how unimpressed those boys would be if they knew she was flushing their stash.

Hey, it's in Ben's genes.

I was leaning towards over-earnest, humourless hipster, who, whenever he starts spouting off at a party, everyone just turns around and abruptly walks away from him, leaving him to darkly mutter "Philistines!" into his craft beer. He WISHES he could be controlling IRL, but is way too much of a coward.

Also, he used "purports" wrong. If you're going to be so insufferable that you're that far up your own butt, the way you express yourself should imply that you have at minimum completed the basic coursework at Zoolander's Institute for Kids to Lern to Reed Gud and Do Other Stuff Gud Too.

I think he thinks he wants himself. But if he were actually forced to date the female version of himself he'd probably run screaming from the room, not the least of the reasons why because "himself" is an entitled, odious shell of a semi-human.

This guy seems to want someone who will not have interests that he doesn't share.

Right? He's like the people who think that ads "don't work on them." Dude, yes they do. And you're not a sucker if they do. They're carefully calibrated to appeal to the maximum number of people through subtle psychological pressures. No one is 100% immune to them. If you genuinely think you are (especially if you…

My wife owns and loves both the graphic novel and DVD versions of The Last Unicorn, and while I have trouble appreciating the narrative in the same way that she does, even I don't think the titular unicorn in said film would fit this description in the least.

I mean, she's got aims of her own, after all.

Dodai Stewart knows

::hyperventilates; passes out::

Burt is rumored to be pairing up with people like Mel Brooks, Sally Field and Clint Eastwood for new projects.