There is no "male bashing" or "blaming men". We are just sharing stories, as asked, about bad dates. Because most of them are really fucking funny. Why are you on Jezebel in the first place if this is how you think?

I guess the real question is - Do you prefer a plaid trilby, or something monochrome?

Here's another. One of my very first OKC messages was from a guy from as far across the country as could be. I live in Miami, and he was in Alaska. He told me he would move to live with me (first message!), and that he could take care of my kids and me, since he has good health insurance (I never mention any concerns…

I haven't seen one male-bashing post.

Hint: Cary Grant was an ACTOR who appeared in films from the 1930's - 70's. In his personal life he was was apparently bisexual strongly leaning towards gay (see: Randolph Scott, many accounts of anonymous hook-ups with men, gay subtexts in most of his film characters) although strongly closeted by the studio. A…

I've posted this one a few times before, but it's a classic.

A middle finger to the status quo without style or substance is just some seventh grade "I've got the Anarchist Cookbook on a floppy disk" bullshit.

Is it because it's some kind of grungy minimalist pop art thing? Sex is edgy and not giving a shit about lighting or composition is a middle finger to the institution of photography so that's supposed to be cool? I think he got in with the right people who want to seem "cultured" and original.

YES! I was going to ask how this guy keeps getting work. In addition to being a creepy predator, his pictures are hideous!

Seriously, how do you join the Illuminati? That's the only explanation why Richardson gets this outpouring of heartfelt support from big names. He's just not that talented. Like, I wasn't under any impressions about our culture being a meritocracy, but seriously? Underage, badly-lit girls with fingers in their mouths?…

You put the dime in the coconut...

" Next there will be a few news items and discussions about how the suspect was mentally ill"

Now now, we don't know their ethnicity yet!

In addition, producer Harvey Weinstein did not attend, but issued a statement:

I honestly couldn't imagine life without my little girl. There's the occasional bad moment, but the good times far outweigh the bad. I can see her growing up and turning into a cool and wonderful person every day, and know the world is a better place with her in it. Anyone that says they regret having kids were never…

I tell my now dwindling numbers of childless friends not to have kids so I can still enjoy their friendship. I don't mind my pain in the ass kids, its all the other fucking parents I have to deal with. The worst are the newbie parents judging me, fuck you, I've been doing this for 15 years, I don't care what your…

Tip: "Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing."

Step 1: "Learn a few break dance moves."

"Show how jealous you are of the recipient's lifestyle with a totally useless gift."

Meh. I've been to Peru. My fiance is from Peru. We are both brain-maggot-free.