Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Russell Wilson.

This is a good Cubs fan post.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

If only poor Laremy could’ve used a towel.

He thought “beat writer” was a command.

The Witcher 3

Sad pasta

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

He got all huffy.

I remember once thinking that Ryan Tannehill would be good someday. I also remember writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Miko Grimes is smiling down from Heaven

Apple cider

Harambe.

Thank you TB! Next chapter

So Asher Roth’s real name is Sean Thompson, huh? Not sure I’d have guessed that.

It seems Mike Huckabee’s youngest has a nose for the end zone.