I bet that guy in the front left complains about athletes not “respecting the flag” while in his flag polo.

At 10.02 am on August 27 1883 the loudest noise ever experienced by humans occurred as the island of Krakatoa was obliterated by the explosion of the volcano that supported the island. The sound was heard over 2000 miles away in Western Australia.

Because calling them “You Can Kill The N****** Law” would be too obvious

And the cycle will complete, they will have reinvented the cartridge game.

Hey, let’s lay off Barron, OK? He’s only 14, and even though he’s “so good with these computers” (according to his dad (Impeached)), this is still probably his first major website design.

Plowed by a guy from the county before you wake up?

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

Jeff Tripplette is a fucking disaster as a referee.

Goddammit someone pointed out on Twitter that I left Kam Chancellor off this list and I am considering resigning my post in disgrace.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

NOT PICTURED: The eight penalty flags that would have been on the field if Alex Smith were named Peyton Manning

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Ugh, those are the WORST.

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.