Because calling them “You Can Kill The N****** Law” would be too obvious

And the cycle will complete, they will have reinvented the cartridge game.

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

Jeff Tripplette is a fucking disaster as a referee.

Goddammit someone pointed out on Twitter that I left Kam Chancellor off this list and I am considering resigning my post in disgrace.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

NOT PICTURED: The eight penalty flags that would have been on the field if Alex Smith were named Peyton Manning

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Ugh, those are the WORST.

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.