We've got a Real 'Murican™ here guys, look out. Needs a lot of capability to haul that swingin' dick.

sounds like you don’t know wtf you’re talking about.  So please.... keep going!  I’m hanging on every word.

Now they’re fighting to get people to forget that it’s associated with an old racist assbag.

“Hey, who’s the dickhead who left his car on the lawn?! Come on, guy!”

I think we all realize that trucks are necessary for lots of jobs, and are thankful for their utility.

LOP at a real farmer moving produce with a light duty pickups. 300 round trips with an open bed later and his produce has all rotted.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

It’s weird that we, as a culture, still take conservative men who are creepily and violently possessive of their daughters in stride. We even treat it as a joke.

“I’ve been basing my policy decisions on willful ignorance that will definitely cost people their lives. But it’s cool, voter suppression and tribalism will keep me in grift... I mean, office.”

You really think every article should apply to you? 

Don't click on them? 

No, Trump bloviates, grandstands, and personally attacks people who call him on his bullshit, and the gets criticized for bloviating, grandstanding, and personally attacking people who disagree with him. The trash comes from his supporters and hanger-ons who would be mental if any one else did the exact same thing. 

Then don’t fucking read it, dipshit 

Most of the nurses tending to your care are also unionized.

He’s also overlooked the best answer, the combo clip and fold. Fold the right side of the bag down at a 45° angle, then do the same with the left side. Now fold the (now) triangular top down as many times a needed to remove most of the air from the bag. Put the clip in the middle of the last fold.

Never worked in an office? Binder clips for free! Infinite binder clips!

In order to reclaim your data breach hacking settlement please provide us with all your private information.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

Adam, this is great and 100% accurate... So maybe work with your deals group and stop pushing sales promos on these products. I get bills need to get paid but don't talk out of both sides of your mouth. 

Doing this in a meeting will mean you will never speak; Or by the time everyone has said their piece, the context has changed; Or you’ve forgotten what you were going to say.