I’m going to assume that you just wanted to show off the Screaming Handshake and had to fill out an article using the rest of them. Not complaining, it was worth it.

Holy shit I didn’t notice that looking at the gif the first 7 times until I saw your comment.

I’m tired of people insulting the blobfish with this meme, especially when you consider that the poor thing only looks like that when dead and removed from its natural environment.

No Kimi, no surprise, maybe he’ll meet them at the club later. The others missing appear to be Grosjean and Haryanto.

Good kinja. Got a decent number of folks to take the bait too.

Gross.

“the movie that everyone else seems to like but I actually despise, Mad Max: Fury Road”

“drew be quiet for a sec”

So that’s why there’s been no screamer coverage on el Clásico.

Also, why is it in second place?

Where did he go? His fast food reviews were some of the most readable pieces of loquacious reverse-snobbery ever recorded.

I’m just glad to no longer be bombarded by those painfully obnoxious ‘ladies of a certain age’ ads.

At first this seemed like a very interesting idea (in that it could be potentially flattering or offensive to Kia), but the more I look at the picture, the more it seems like Photoshop, particularly the lower grille/foglights.

To be fair, this is the hot takes channel, how else would one hot take a car besides deriding its aesthetics on first glance?

Ugh, “Coupe”?