If this is the best they could do, they’re tooootally fucked.

This isn’t ridiculous though, SOTC is one of the best video games of all time, and making it easier for people to play long after it came out isn’t a bad thing.

Free Willy:

I can’t get over that she had basically no acting experience coming in but fits in perfectly. 

There’s a smash-&-grab going on, too - they know IQ45 is going down, so they’re going to stay as long as they can to get as much as they can. Pigs.

“Post-Modern Prometheus” and “Small Potatoes”. Two episodes that are beloved yet unsettlingly sympathetic to rapists.

I thought Mulder was too over the top with that line, and others, and it made me think he’s been doing that a lot this season, like he’s too cool to be taking this seriously.

“Some people fervently remember seeing a movie called Shazam, with Sinbad playing an irrepressible genie. They’re probably thinking of a movie called Kazaam, with Shaquille O’Neal playing an irrepressible genie.”

(old here)

Social media “influencer” here. That’s because they will never, ever provide influencers with that data. They just won’t. It’s part of the problem with this whole social media economy. You can’t prove your worth aside from hits and clicks and you just have to guess how those translate to dollars.

That’s fair. I mean, I’m not really a people person, so being a waiter would be a horrible choice for me as a job, but I think everyone just runs into someone and immediately dislikes them for no good reason. How do they deal with that?

She thinks she is worth more than $500,000. She is probably right.

The real issue is how low Wanda Sykes got paid. Now that’s ridiculous.

Not Another Teen Movie is one of the hardest movies to convince people to watch. No one believes me that it’s good.

Trump: “SO... Chuck.... Chuck. Chuck. Chuck... What do I have to do to get you into a debt-ceiling package today?”

Ruby Rose is no Adrienne Palicki

Kristen Bell in Diana’s horned-rim glasses was a total smokeshow. The most unrealistic element of the show might be Chidi still resisting her after she has openly declared her feelings for him.

I came here to post this. I love that movie, but the opening is seriously the best part of the film and nothing matches that.

But hell on the environment, further illustrating what a phony Denpak is.

I want Laurie to make a bullet-point chart of all the fuckups Richard has made so she can present it to him every time he argues that he's qualified to run a multimillion dollar company. He's had more screwups than successes by far.