if people don’t have more children, civilization is going to crumble

Let’s be crystal clear here: You white ladies aren’t making enough babies. And you had better produce a very specific kind of white baby. Good luck! 

It was already patently clear that he’s one of those dads who doesn’t care about a kid’s life until they’re old enough to be pals. I just...

On one hand, I guess I don’t know that I want Elon being a hands on dad given how horrible Elon is! On the other, parent your damn children!

“Right now there’s not much I can do. Grimes has a much bigger role than me.”

It’s a segment called “What’s Poppin” on his own talk show. For sure this is some kind of tin-foil wrapped cucumber situation - i.e. faked. His whole schtick these days seems to be predicated on this sense of fragile masculinity. The only alternative, based on the photos, is that he taped a segment rocking a full hard…

I don’t understand some of the hate. I can get not being attracted to Davidson, but not the hate. 

I gave her all the empathy; I defended her tooth&nail in the comments here! But I have reached my limit. Anyone can mistake a bottle or just have a real brainfart in logic. But after all the care she got from the Black doctor, why in all of God’s green Earth would she put ANY chemical in her hair for several years to…

Can we stop pretending that was her haircare line and most likely some entity with questionable ethics asked her to slap her name on whatever product they put before her?

Let’s be very clear, New York Times- racial bias didn’t “seep in” to the criminal justice system. It was very much woven in to the very fabric of the CJ system at the system’s inception. It’s like a recipe for bread- flour is a major ingredient, yes? Well racial bias is the flour.

There’s also the case where some fucker grabs your camera and basically uses it to take a dick pic - can there be any question about whether that one is getting shredded?

I’m not gonna blame Outkast for perpetuating this awful myth, but you do not shake a Polaroid picture. You hold it face down. FACE DOWN. Shaking a photo taken on instant film actually degrades the quality and does not speed up the development time.

I’ve been yelling this for 20 years and refuse to stop. I think that’s…

Yea I was thinking the same. Its more like

You hold it and shake it, waiting for the picture to appear, but suddenly someone walks by and snatches your photo, ripping it to shreds.

I’m glad the Root’s tone on the coverage of this dipshit has shifted from “let’s give this person the kind of empathy and compassion we’d extend to someone suffering from terminal illness” to “uh...I think this person might be both a moron and a grifter.”

I love the idea that Pete is getting all these women simply by having a personality and making them laugh.
Meanwhile, Kanye is probably like...
“I’m funny, dammit! I had the whole country laughing at me, let’s see you top that Pete!”

I always remember how Jeffrey Dahmer’s father, a chemist, was happy to teach his son how to bleach animal bones when he asked because he thought his son was showing an interest in science and wanted to encourage him.

If the shithead child is to be believed. I’m going to give the Hanks the benefit of the doubt. I have a very good friend who is kind, community minded, spent a tonne of time with his kids. He was the parent we all should aspire to be. One of his kids is lovely. They turned out just like their parents. The other one is…

Absolutely. I get REALLY tired of the narrative that because one person grew up to be fucking awful, it must be their parents fault and the parents are awful as well.

His niceties have give his crew some blessing. In several of his movies, he is willing to take serious pay cut just to ensure the crew have enough to hire another big actor.

I mean this in the nicest way, but Keanu proves you don’t have to be a great actor to be a hugely successful actor. He stays in his wheelhouse and it really works for him. I really enjoy when he shows up in comedic side role and you’re simply delighted to be seeing Keanu on screen.