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Wow, way to leave out THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT about this situation. Namely, that Tim Anderson said himself that he felt like Jackie Robinson in a Sports Illustrated article, because he was also going to change the game of baseball. Suddenly you see how Josh Donaldson was basically saying “you aren’t ever going to be

Also, horses are expensive, not just to buy, but to house and feed and care for. Was he going to pay for that, too? Like, exactly how much money was he willing to put up for what would have in any case been unbearable sex not worth it at any price? I just want to know what his top offer was.

Yeah, how pathetic of them, getting frustrated because the months or years of hard work got spoiled because merchandising execs shoehorning in a cash grab that you’re barely aware of either didn’t realize or didn’t care that the utterly useless and unnecessary toy contained info that you’ve been trying hard to keep

What happened to the good old days, when some guys with a video camera would try to get some clandestine Terminator 2 footage and end up taping the LAPD beating a guy? 

I am shocked

If you’ve ever invested a year+ of your life into an endeavor that relied on the element of surprise only to have someone else ruin it, yeah, that’ll make you livid.

What kind of idiot dispatcher hears an anxious caller whisper that an active shooter is going on and decides the best response is to scold the caller not to whisper?

Once Payton Gendron walked into Tops Supermarket with firearms and military gear, an assistant office manager hid behind the counter and did what any person would do in that instance: call 911. Instead, the dispatcher hung up on her

I went through dispatch training once until I decided it wasn’t for me, but yes, you absolutely go through stuff like this.  Even in bumfuck FL they train in simulated calls and - showing the sad state of affairs this country finds itself in - there were simulated calls that were literally active shooter on school

Pray tell, good readers: what kind of gal would go for a Bored Ape Yacht Club dating app bro?  I’m coming up empty here.  

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

Black-owned from the seed to the shipping and everything in between. ⁣

It’s laughable that he can spend so much time tweeting and supposedly playing games, and yet somehow claim to be in charge of multiple companies. It’s just like Trump watching cable news all day while “running the country.” There’s precious little actual work going on.

Why does a 19 y/o who works at an *auto dealership* not know how to drive? There are surely times when he might need to be actually driving on public streets. Say, for instance, someone needs him to run out to pick up a part or even just grab lunch for everyone. Possessing a valid driver’s license seems like it should

Arcane points of the civil law aside (it seems like the dealer will ultimately be paying), why is the 19 year old, who is driving without a license, not criminally negligent for his actions?

How insecure do you have to be so that you need a full-on conference to validate your unearned primacy in society and allay that diminished sense of self-worth when you see someone with skin even slightly darker than a sheet of printer paper ask for equality? This just screams of little dick energy. Not that there’s

You can’t really compare the two. The 70s were mostly scenery for That 70s Show. Love or hate the show, you have to admit it focused on it’s characters for the humor.

I thought monster truck rallies were only for kids, and the tickets were $10, and it was only this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.