I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

This is required, obviously.

I mean 100% torque @ 0RPM.

Friend of mine just got to live out one of my bucket list items recently.

I learn more cool things on Jalopnik everyday. Guess I will stop my morning Jaloping and do some work...... OK.....just five more minutes.

Didnt realize everyone on Jalopnik drives GT3s and Raptors. 

It’s actually pretty interesting, considering Subaru just dropped the turbo in this segment. Not to mention that the CX-5 is a great car if you’re considering a crossover, which virtually everyone is.

Um, the hordes of people buying this crossover? This is the hottest part of the car market right now. Stupid comment. 

Because it’s a huge pain in the ass to take your car into a dealer for service when the dealer is only open the exact same hours you’re required to be at work. 

Were these only sold in brown?

At least, its door handles lived on for another 15 years.

Until one day, early in the morning without enough coffee, you accidentally inflate to 143 PSI, and when you hit the washer button, it blasts the top of the car clean off as a perfect demonstration of “water jet”.  

She seems pleased that her head smells like an ashtray now.

That is one nice truck.

Dodge d series. You still see a lot of them on the road. Made for like... Decades. Easy to work on. Parts are everywhere and cheap.

It’s pretty hard to beat Marty’s SR5.

Woah now! Easy there! Next thing you’ll be telling me, the “scrambled egg headlight” 911s will be going up in price because they had really good driving dynamics and NA engines despite almost two decades of being shit on because some people cared more about headlight shape than how the car felt behind the wheel!

It’s all been down hill since the auto industry took away my ability to crank over my own motor. Now that was driving!