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Pro tip: If you catch Jim Jones BEING Jim Jones before they actually turn into Jim Jones, you don’t give them a starring role. You put that fucker in prison.

I dated a lot before I got married.

The disparity exists because vaginal sex just won’t work unless the male consents, unlike a girl who can be forced.

It should gives us pause that we assume this boy won’t suffer some way for this.

This the stupidest comment I have ever read. You are absolutely disgusting.

Kids of any age and gender having a crush on a teacher is a normal kid thing. A teacher taking advantage of that to have a sexual relationship with the child is a monstrous breach of trust.

There’s nothing particularly mean here (a rarity on Jez these days), just sadly pretty factual. Beanie was wrong for the role, and you can argue pretty persuasively that reviving Funny Girl was a bad idea from the outset.

I really don’t think Lea is going to save it.  She might briefly stave off a closing date, but

He’s a Nazi.

I see this White House had its own Jonah Ryan.

That photo above is giving “I heard you did it with Blake, so I guess it’s my turn” vibes

“Going after him” is a bit of wishful thinking/projection of victimhood. He got asked to answer some questions. Decent odds that he’s not interesting, responsible, or intelligent enough to have played a significant hand in anything worth “going after him” for in the first place.

Case in point: To the best of my

(West) Coastal* elite here. No, we get her alright, she’s a smug poseur who’s waaaaaay out of her depth (and it shows) with no affixed ideology and apparent disdain for her constituents.

I thought the same thing. He’s going on about how he “won’t be summoned,” but then offers “an audience” with himself? Like stop breathing in your own exhaust fumes, buddy. The result is really not a good look.

I think you hit on something insanely important: Adapt or die. Comedians like Chappelle and Seinfeld seem stuck in a bygone era of comedy to me. When I think about the comedy that has stood out to me in the past ten years or so, it is often the more layered and meaty stuff that stands out (and is in direct opposition

I just saw Gadsby a few weeks ago doing her new show Body of Work, and it was funny as fuck. She’s an insanely talented comedian. The fact that an autistic woman can hold a theatre full of people in the palm of her hand, so emotionally engaged with her that she can make you laugh or cry, is pretty much testament to

I continue to be amazed at the inability of men in general, and male comedians in particular, to fathom that maybe, just maybe, they might not be the intended audience for a performance. Their whole lives, every piece of media they’ve consumed has been targeted at them by media producers catering to their desires, so

iirc, people in DC also found a way to make Spencer feel unwelcome....

They can always go hunting together.

Counter-counterpoint: no

So if you state some bullshit in the form of a question then it’s not libel? Got it.