I know he’s a dick, but little things like this remind me that he’s SUCH A DICK.

Once I was asked to give a 10 minute presentation to city government department heads in an interview for a new position. I was given a week to prepare so I practiced and practiced and eventually I was ready. I stuck to key points, spoke with clarity, used wit and humor and involved the audience. My slides were…

I once followed Jesse Jackson through security at O’Hare and he travels in his PJs so his suit won’t get wrinkled. Actually, a pretty good idea.

“magnificent long overdue season of the douchebag reveal”

“Looks like another great day for the Stock Market. Consumer Confidence is at Record High. I guess somebody likes me (my policies)!”

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t…

NOPE.

We have plenty to criticize that doesn’t go after her looks. Be better.

“duly elected”

“Who’s there?”
“Look, I literally never know what I’m doing and this is no exception.”

And I get it! I didn’t want it to be true. I’ve loved Al Franken since I was a little kid. I used to mimic his “Send me...your money...Al Franken” SNL routine all the time. I was thrilled when he turned out to be a deft politician and one of the best progressive voices we had. This is a punch to the gut. But he did…

Yeah, the Franken article on this site was a dumpster fire of usually-reasonable commenters making these exact same arguments in support of him. Totally bizarro world - he’s a creep and should be tossed away with the rest of them. There are plenty of good people around who haven’t sexually assaulted anyone who can…

Eff it. Burn it all to the ground. I’m having less and less sympathy every day.

I have zero time for handwringing about these guys. Should they be able to have a basic standard of living and one or two people who enjoy them enough to keep in touch? Sure. I’m willing to engage in some advocacy on behalf of poor sex offenders in that vein. Everyone listed already has that, though.

But when the subjects were aroused, that number went down to 69

And?

A woman who we know had trained spies stalking her in an effort to discredit and silence her is arrested for cocaine “residue” in baggage they believe to be hers, left behind on a plane.

Rose McGowan Arrested Over Felony Cocaine Warrant

I’m no lawyer but I am pretty sure that if you have been banned from the Mall, you should probably be banned from the United States Senate.

and the story just keeps unfolding...