I know the history of theater, but it always struck me as weird how so many plays and musicals have majority male roles. At least when I was in theater, there seemed to be a lot more women involved. I know that probably is true in non-professional theater, but there just always seemed to be more of us. So why no…

Shit, now I’ve got to give them points for consistency? Claiming abortion must be ended while cutting access to contraception is on the same level as ending human trafficking by arresting and deporting victims of trafficking.

This is my mother. She still has slips in white, ivory, navy blue, and black in mini, above the knee, below the knee, full length, and all of the above in both skirt and dress form. She is insane.

Donald, you are a such a fucking drama queen.

In 2013 Tonya Battle sued a Flint, Mich. hospital when a supervisor held a meeting to inform the hospital workers that parents of a child in the neonatal ICU unit didn’t want black members of the staff caring for the newborn—even posting a note that read: “No African American nurse to take care of baby.”

Even if they refuse to confront their fatphobia internally you’d think they’d at least want the money from increasing your consumer base. It’s cutting off your nose to spite your face not to design for all women.

So you never rely on anyone else’s research? I assume that you’ve done double-blind trials on every medication you’ve ever consumed?

And yet neither the press nor the public makes any noise about this. This is what will kill democracy in the US faster than any other method. I fear it is deliberate.

Pretty sure Jesus makes the tides and the moon is a MSM conspiracy.

*pushes up glasses*

...I honestly don’t want her to try in 2020.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Bwahahaha!

That face is full of fat grafting and/or fillers like restylane and juvederm.

Oh, you sweet summer kids: let a medical writer who has created brochures for plastic surgeons guide you. Ivanka is the proud recipient of:

This:

I don’t really think it’s appropriate for non-black people to use it in any context.

Not an African American person (not American, not Black), so take what I’m about to say with an extreme grain of salt, but:

Sounds foreign. But not the good, Russian kind of foreign. The bad, Latin kind of foreign, like they speak in Latin America.

It’s like that old joke about God sending a boat and helicopter to a pious man who refused to get in.