lol same. My dispensary trips have probably doubled in frequency (but they have great happy hour specials!)

It’s one step away from “Just google it,” and just about as effective, I’d imagine

This is one of my irrational grammar annoyances, too! It’s so minor that I almost feel bad correcting people (but also, it’s SO MINOR that it should be really easy to remember)

he only became trash within the past few years

I swear to god, the number of times my mother has suggested I just go “put on a slip” as though we all have 4 varieties in 2 colors just hanging out in our drawer (she does)

Exactly! And I’d venture a guess that the only reason it’s not in the PGA Rulebook is because players don’t use carts during tournaments.

This is the best analogy I’ve seen yet.

I would argue that people whose job duties do not include “fighting for human rights” or “curing cancer” should be able to reasonably expect a 9-5 schedule (or at least flexibility to balance out overtime from long shoots or weekend events). No one is going to die or be deported if Emily’s basic-ass lifestyle blog…

You’re right, but I feel like the fact that “the office” was her bosses’ house makes it a bit more nebulous. Admittedly, my reaction to this story is colored by my long-held opinion that Emily Schuman is a mean person (I worked for a brand that “collaborated” with her, i.e. sent her a lot of free shit)

WOW, his scolding finger really sent my rage over the top. What an arrogant dickbag.

That’d be a fucking depressing dissertation to defend :(

I 100% agree with your opinion and will insert it into future conversations with, “now, people I know in the medical community – amazing people, the best people, are saying this is what happened.”

It’s probably little from column A, a little from column B – I’m certain she’s had the requisite forehead Botox & lip fillers, but her awkward speech patterns immediately made me think of veneers (my armchair analysis is based mostly on the depressing amount of second-hand knowledge about plastic surgery I’ve gleaned…

It seems like she just hasn’t adjusted to the way they fit in her mouth? Like she’s trying to keep them from clacking together through sheer jaw tension, but she looks like she’s going to give herself TMJ (that would actually be a nice bit of revenge from the universe)

Why do people like her, though? This is what I still can’t figure out. She’s done nothing in her life to indicate that she’s anything but a grifter (albeit a blonder, prettier grifter than the rest of her family). It just seems like people are equating femininity/beauty with virtue, which will always be a stupid…

I think she has also gotten her jawline updated (to avoid her dad & brothers’ terrible chinneck situation) + new porcelain veneers, which is why it sounds extra awkward when she speaks.

Repeat after me: Ignorantia juris non excusat.

So according to Genesis, Joseph was one of the sons of Jacob (so the great-great-grandson of Abraham, God’s OG fave). The 12 tribes of Israel were later named after Joseph and his 11 terrible brothers who (again, ostensibly) sold him into slavery in Egypt in the first place because they were jealous of his sweet coat.

This is posting somebody else’s breakfast on Instagram

People keep saying this (because it’s easier than having the conversation about girls bodies and bra straps, I guess), but I’m not convinced it’s as true as y’all think, for a couple of reasons.