Repeat after me: Ignorantia juris non excusat.

So according to Genesis, Joseph was one of the sons of Jacob (so the great-great-grandson of Abraham, God’s OG fave). The 12 tribes of Israel were later named after Joseph and his 11 terrible brothers who (again, ostensibly) sold him into slavery in Egypt in the first place because they were jealous of his sweet coat.

This is posting somebody else’s breakfast on Instagram

People keep saying this (because it’s easier than having the conversation about girls bodies and bra straps, I guess), but I’m not convinced it’s as true as y’all think, for a couple of reasons.

Kids here dress as they please outside school, at the weekend, at home, with their friends. School is no more of an appropriate place for self expression through dress than the workplace is.

I’m glad that was your experience with uniforms, because it definitely wasn’t mine :( Maybe it was the affluent area where my private school was located (coastal North County San Diego), but wearing uniforms didn’t really take much pressure off of kids with respect to brands/trends (it just shifted that pressure to…

Yeah, good luck to anybody trying to find a pair of shorts with an “inseam the minimum of one hand length” in the girls OR juniors sections. Ain’t gonna happen.

Also what is “professionally” anyway?

It’s like half the country is gaslighting me. I have shouted “THAT’S NOT WHAT FAKE NEWS MEANS” at my laptop an average of 4 times per day since the Election. How can you argue with facts if people have decided that facts aren’t necessarily facts if they disagree with them?

My crowning high school achievement was being the Narrator in Joseph, so if anyone needs me I’ll be singing the colors of his Technicolor dreamcoat all afternoon like the not-crazy person I definitely am

There’s a Joseph in Genesis (of the famous coat of many colors) who supposedly saved Egypt from starving in a drought with his divine dream interpretation skillz. Why someone with an apparently direct line to the Almighty would be dumb enough to store food next to the dead bodies is less clear.

My favorite excuse! “I’ve dated black women, how could I be racist?” (I mean, he clearly hates women but he’s still straight, so I think It’s possible)

I often wonder what it’s like to be a person whose worldview is 85% motivated by “pissing off libtards.” Bad, I think.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

You know what, fellas? We’d be happy to invite you all to the movies with us, as soon as you invite us all to be members at those male-only country clubs that still inexplicably exist.

My money’s on cirrhosis of the liver, but I don’t see why it can’t be both!

That’s a really good question, and it’s one I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. It’s true that progressives need all the support/friends they can get, but at what point does that expansive inclusiveness turn into the kind of pandering the Republicans did with the neo-nazis in the alt-right (who they now will never…

If you really want to get in on the overalls resurgence but are paralyzed by memories of you as lumpy-looking teenager trying to wear oversized GAP shorteralls (in other words, if you are me): may I recommend these wondrous overalls from Madewell? Pricey up front, but I’d say the cost per wear will be pretty low since…

While I won’t argue your point re: progressives turning on each other when they can least afford to, that’s not what this is. Self-identifying as an MRA (unless his definition is DRASTICALLY different from everyone else’s) is antithetical to some pretty key concepts of American progressivism.

The fact that he could copy-paste well enough to spell “Erdoğan” but (evidently) couldn’t take the time to ask anybody how to pronounce it is giving me Bush flashbacks.