This is my new favorite picture on the internet

I can’t stop thinking about Madeline and Ed walking through the weird torchlit forest(?) like the were on their way to a ritual volcano sacrifice or something

Same.

Mmm, tastes like exploitation!

I still laugh about the Ted-Cruz-is-the-Zodiac-Killer meme whenever I think about it. It’s honestly not that far-fetched.

Laura Dern for President.

Perfect goldblum gif.

While I understand that physical insults are the lowest form of critique, I still need to say: Jared Kushner looks like a straight up serial killer.

That was my theory downthread, also – the Little Rock Nine school integration happened in 1957, so maybe that’s when the scary-liberal clock started?

I also asked myself this question. Now I wonder if the fact that school integration & Civil Rights protests started heating up in the late-50s has anything to do with this arbitrary-seeming 60-years-of-horrifying-liberalism estimate. Make America Great [for Whites] Again, amirite?

Right?? I know it’s a tiny nit to pick in the grande scheme of things, but come the fuck on. It’s a very simple rule.

we don’t have International Men’s Day, as far as I know

I’m not sure you understand the function of hashtags

How interesting it must be to live in a vacuum where the past and present have no connection! Is it like being a goldfish? Every trip round the bowl is a whole new reality?

See, that’s why context is important. Because reading this tweet in context (i.e. examining it against his decades of documented misogyny and clear disdain for 51% of the population) shows that Trump’s “nice sentiment” is disingenuous and 100% self-serving.

Craven is the exact word that pops into my head every time I see his smug face. He’s too smart to not understand the damage he’s inflicting, but also too power hungry to give a shit.

It’s almost as if this whole thing is less about “protecting” the children from imaginary bathroom danger and more about punishing trans people for making life choices this shitgibbon doesn’t agree with.

I’ve also heard that, and it’s horrible. I wouldn’t wish that on the worst person in the world.

Yup – I said this somewhere else upthread, but if you have to split hairs about the specific kind of underage people you think are OK to fuck, you’re already wrong and should stop talking immediately.

This type of thinking makes me shiver. I got my first period in 5th grade, so while my body was (apparently) “good to go,” my brain was still pretty consumed with pogs and friendship bracelets.