New phone, who’s this?

It’s kind of a shame, I would’ve loved to hear it go straight to voicemail after 2 rings

I mean, he just uses certain laws that were there, man

That made me spit wine out of my mouth. It is the literal epitome of Stupid Rich Man - he may as well have said “i own a summer home there” as he adjusted his monocle

Love yours also! I pray neither of us perishes from influenza

Same here, that was mostly hyperbole. I’ve been on it for 10ish years, and the highest dosage I’ve ever needed was 30 mg (but then again, I think he’s been taking whatever “diet supplements” he’s on for so long that his tolerance could be super high by now? So maybe not hyperbole?)

Can confirm this from second hand experience

I thought he was literally going to make Lester get Sean on the horn while America waited.

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

I felt so petty, but I, too, can’t let that go. Is that really the grammar/writing of a person who was accepted to the #7 university in California?

I’ll vote however my Canadian overlords tell me to if it means America gets a Justin Trudeau someday

Yeah, MLK would have been totally fine with Trump and his racist hordes, because at least they’re not moderate whites. Jesus.

so Republicans think she’s mentally impaired, but also still smart enough to perpetrate the various crimes/schemes/murders they’ve accused her of without them ever catching her red handed? What does that say about their mental acuity?

I was ready to give her the benefit of the doubt until she misquoted David Foster Wallace in that FB post. (I'll probably give her the benefit of the doubt anyway, but what kind of author doesn't have a sec to double check quotations on goodreads? Jesus)

The cynical part of me assumed that's one of the things that attracted her to this relationship (an expiration date)

As my uncle would say, she can dish it out, but she can't take it

Yeah definitely, no other institution has ever prioritized their sports stars above the safety of others (lol forever). The problem isn't usc. It's sports.

Because he considered himself immune from consequences?

False accusations do not even amount to a FRACTION of the number of rapists who are never punished. Your empathy is misplaced.

Have you considered that perhaps after the first time the victim could have been blaming herself the same way you’re blaming her? Maybe she thought it was a mistake - “I gave him mixed signals, maybe he thought not moving meant yes? Maybe he didn’t mean to? I don’t want to cause any trouble...” I imagine those doubts…