#AbbieMillsdeservesbetter is my new favorite hashtag

The (intentional?) use of peddle instead of pedal in the headline is very amusing to me

Meanwhile, my legitimate Facebook ads for clients get dinged/disapproved for having >20% text on the image. But this garbage gets through the ad approval process?

It’s not a terribly well-constructed sentence, but I think the addition of “those enemies” in place of “they” would take care of the it/they direct object issue without sounding stilted. This is why internet publications should have copy editors.

I pronounced aspartame as As-PAR-tah-may for YEARS, so I feel you on this.

Absolutely agree. Little errors that were likely accidental or (in my case) the result of fat thumbs on a sensitive touchscreen? Eh. The same person telling me via email on multiple occasions that he finds something I said ludacris? Oh, it’s on, guy.

As someone in a marketing department (thankfully not that one!) this sounds depressingly correct.

What seems weird to me is this: most of the time marketers are behind the scenes (unless hers was a public-facing PR role, maybe?) How did the internet’s crack team of “sjw” hunters even find her?

I quit smoking two weeks ago, and these people are seriously testing my resolve. Next smug douche who tells me he (of course) will be abstaining to “teach the DNC a lesson” if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination will be held personally responsible for my relapse.

It’s like that quote from Ted Cruz’s college roommate - even if we agreed on everything, i’d only hate him 1% less (applies to all Republican candidates this year, I think)

How dare these fuckers say that they have the support of the autistic community. What the hell?

It’s pretty condescending to assume she’s being “fooled” by anybody (and it runs counter to basically everything we all know about Warren). Is it possible she knows things and has motivations you just might not be privy to?

It seems more likely (to me, at least) that she just is not interested in running for President, which is great because she can get a TON more accomplished as a [potentially lifelong] Senator than she could in 8 years as POTUS.

he knows racism! he has the best racism!

Oh my god, Californication. I recently attempted a re-watch (because my memory is failing?) and immediately remembered why even Duchovny’s face couldn’t save that shitshow.

I named my wifi network Wino Forever (my mother was not pleased when she visited)

If we need to trim the character count, my favorite is always “short-fingered vulgarian”

I’m sorry, what was that about Brits not having any racial hangups?

Um. Were we coworkers? Seriously, what general area is this place in?