Right? Shit. If anybody was being shitty, it was her - David Greene was being as professional and cordial as always. Like, she wouldn’t even read a paragraph from her own book? Fucking Toni Morrison will read an excerpt from her book for an NPR interview but Chrissie Hynde is too pure of an artist?

I felt bad for David Greene - he was really trying, but you could tell she was a very frustrating interview.

Even if she’s not a hamster, her mother definitely is.

You always know someone is an anti-vaxxer if their first paragraph contains the phrase “tiny bodies.” ALWAYS with that wording.

This interview had me from “circumcises your dreams.” What WON’T Kanye say?

I usually ask them if it ever is what it isn’t, but that usually flies right over their heads :(

You beat me to it! 50% of my family are “it is what it is” people, and surprisingly they do not think it’s funny to be asked if it ever is what it isn’t.

Requesting an honorable mention for the “it is what it is” people, who I have never been able to convince that their favorite phrase means literally nothing.

Catholics put a lot of emphasis on the “Blessed Virgin Mary” (they pray to her asking her to “intercede” on their behalf, etc etc) – many hardcore Protestant-type Christians consider this idol worship, so Catholics are going to hell.

I think these ones are just the grown up version of those middle school mean girls

This could be a game changer. I’ve basically avoided eyeshadow for this entire summer, thanks to my weirdly oily eyelids (melted eyeshadow in and around my eyes - not a great look). I’m so excited to try it!

Great tips! I’ll defer to your definition of tightlining, since you clearly know a ton more than I do about this – I’m like a tiny baby when it comes to makeup. I looove shiny things and bright colors, but every time I grab something I just make a mess.

Bless you. Totally trying this again – i’m not ready to give up on my dream of being good at makeup!

Basically, it’s applying your eyeliner to the waterline (inner eye) on the top and bottom - it’s supposed to make your eyes look bigger and brighter without looking like you’re wearing a ton of eye makeup (which sounds awesome except I am now pretty sure it’s IMPOSSIBLE)

Ooh, I definitely do - that must be it. Plus, it was 90 degrees at an outdoor wedding, so I don’t know what I expected. Any primers you’d recommend that won’t end up melting into my eyes and blinding me? (this has also happened)

Tightlining. Seriously, how does this even work, you guys? I read the how-tos, watched the YouTube tutorials, used an ostensibly-waterproof gel pencil, and an hour later I looked like a sad raccoon.

I wish this gif went all the way to the “how DARE YOU” that came next. Tyra’s outrage is the best outrage.

Same. It’s going to be 90 in LA for at least the next 3 weeks, so summer is definitely still on.

And right after they said that, Jesus cast the demons into a flock of pigs who then ran off a cliff. The Bible is so weird.

I was wondering that, too - can they even order a non-citizen to surrender his passport?