Basically, it’s applying your eyeliner to the waterline (inner eye) on the top and bottom - it’s supposed to make your eyes look bigger and brighter without looking like you’re wearing a ton of eye makeup (which sounds awesome except I am now pretty sure it’s IMPOSSIBLE)

Ooh, I definitely do - that must be it. Plus, it was 90 degrees at an outdoor wedding, so I don’t know what I expected. Any primers you’d recommend that won’t end up melting into my eyes and blinding me? (this has also happened)

Tightlining. Seriously, how does this even work, you guys? I read the how-tos, watched the YouTube tutorials, used an ostensibly-waterproof gel pencil, and an hour later I looked like a sad raccoon.

I wish this gif went all the way to the “how DARE YOU” that came next. Tyra’s outrage is the best outrage.

Same. It’s going to be 90 in LA for at least the next 3 weeks, so summer is definitely still on.

And right after they said that, Jesus cast the demons into a flock of pigs who then ran off a cliff. The Bible is so weird.

I was wondering that, too - can they even order a non-citizen to surrender his passport?

Don’t judges have some discretion if there are extenuating circumstances, like if someone is a very clear flight risk? There should be electronic monitoring, at least

I also signed that pledge! (it came with a heart-shaped purity ring that I, uh, misplaced when I went to college)

I just snorted. The higher the hair, the closer to God!

I’m not crying, it’s just really humid in here today.

That’s really interesting – what about it appeals to you? That kind of relationship just sounds exhausting (and a little scary) to me.

“You have a baby! In a bar!” is my favorite line Reese Witherspoon has ever delivered.

Apparently you’re not alone – there are a ton of Google results that are just people asking if she’s the Red Robin lady on forums. They definitely have similar facial features, but I think Red Robin lady has a higher voice.

I was about to be super shocked, but turns out that’s a different Melanie

I doubt he actually picked her (or at the very least I doubt she was his first choice).

Maybe don’t refer to the uncovering of a MASSIVE coverup protecting countless pedophiles reaching to the highest levels of the church as “tarring and feathering.” Unless it’s literal tarring and feathering of those involved, which I would enthusiastically support.

I’m honestly surprised LW 2 cited being from a big family as a reason she hates being interrupted. I’m the youngest of 5 kids (spaced out over 12 years), and I think it made me not only more tolerant of being interrupted by others, but also sliiiightly more likely to be the interrupter myself (working on it).

then they stopped patronizing them in their private businesses

Yess I love talking about this! What’s your ASMR source of choice? I only like it if the soft, relaxing voice sounds are unintentional (like 50% of the stories on This American Life or this AMAZING watercolor lady). The on-purpose whispering videos usually creep me out.