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Tieks sizing isn’t super consistent, so I noticed the elastic on one pair I had was SUPER loose, but another pair (same size, different color) was so tight I thought it was cutting off the circulation to my toes. I stretched mine on one of those shoe-tree thingies, but you really shouldn’t have to do that for what

Tieks sizing isn’t super consistent, so I noticed the elastic on one pair I had was SUPER loose, but another pair

A friend of mine sends her two daughters here! Gonna get that dirt if I can and send it your way, Rachel.

I just shuddered. Suuuch a gross word.

Seconding what ZhiBaChu said below - I guess that comparatively, English isn’t the hardest language in the world to learn, but the finer points (exceptions to verb tense rules, word order, pronunciation, etc) make it a pretty difficult second language to master.

Which makes it doubly insane that that dirtbag is shitting on someone who took the time to learn a (fucking difficult) second language, when she’s barely mastered her first.

I’m pretty convinced that Paul Rudd made some kind of unholy bargain in exchange for eternal youth. It’s really the only explanation.

Bless you for being the first one to say it – Limited Too definitely contributed to my self-esteem issues as a chubby tween. EVERYONE ELSE HAD SPARKLY JEANS!

People who care way more about the aesthetics of their bookshelves than being able to actually find anything - just thinking about it stresses me out.

ugh, fuck Freedom. I really tried with that book, partially because some dumb dude tried to “revoke my English major cred” for not having read it, but it’s just TERRIBLE.

The “dangerous pit bulls” argument is always a sure sign that somebody has no idea what they’re talking about. In a neighborhood full of pits/other big dogs, the only bite I’ve ever gotten was from my neighbor’s nasty little Lhasa Apso.

He also tweeted and deleted a fun comment about Jeb Bush loving “illegal Mexicans” because his wife is from Mexico. I never thought I’d feel any measure of sympathy toward a Bush, but here we are.

Exactly! Also, I didn’t really feel like taking budgeting tips from a 35-year old man who was living rent free in his mother in law’s mansion

My experience really pales in comparison to these horrorshows, but here are the highlights of my 1.5 years at a “fashion” (ugh) startup:

ok yes, this is correct – I ghosted on a few dudes in college (17-20, not my most emotionally mature years) but never anyone with whom I had “defined the relationship” or agreed on exclusivity. That’s just nasty.

It’s fun how when a decision goes their way (Hobby Lobby), they are all about SCOTUS being the ultimate authority, but when they don’t get what they want all of a sudden they’re comparing the Supreme Court to King George III and talking about revolts and shit. Oh wait, that’s not fun, it’s terrible.

First you said “all” of the accusers, now you’re saying “many” of the accusers - which is it? Even the article calls it a “collusion scenario,” definitely not proof positive of a vast lady-conspiracy.

Pretty sure that’s not true - do you have sources that prove they were all part of some kind of man-hating girl gang making false rape accusations?

This is such an important point to bring up every time some fucking dummy pops in with “BUT HE WAS EXONERATED!!!” No, he wasn’t, he got off on a technicality - even the NYPD didn’t say he was innocent, just that there wasn’t enough evidence to move forward (a far cry from exoneration, honestly)

I always thought Romanian was an odd choice – I figured they’d at least go for somewhere in/near the Middle East, but maybe that was too hamfisted for even Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins to run with.

Oh most definitely – the long distance girlfriend should still tell her, though, IMO. Even if it doesn’t make a difference now, it might help her in the long run?