I’m pretty convinced that Paul Rudd made some kind of unholy bargain in exchange for eternal youth. It’s really the only explanation.

Bless you for being the first one to say it – Limited Too definitely contributed to my self-esteem issues as a chubby tween. EVERYONE ELSE HAD SPARKLY JEANS!

People who care way more about the aesthetics of their bookshelves than being able to actually find anything - just thinking about it stresses me out.

ugh, fuck Freedom. I really tried with that book, partially because some dumb dude tried to “revoke my English major cred” for not having read it, but it’s just TERRIBLE.

The “dangerous pit bulls” argument is always a sure sign that somebody has no idea what they’re talking about. In a neighborhood full of pits/other big dogs, the only bite I’ve ever gotten was from my neighbor’s nasty little Lhasa Apso.

He also tweeted and deleted a fun comment about Jeb Bush loving “illegal Mexicans” because his wife is from Mexico. I never thought I’d feel any measure of sympathy toward a Bush, but here we are.

ok yes, this is correct – I ghosted on a few dudes in college (17-20, not my most emotionally mature years) but never anyone with whom I had “defined the relationship” or agreed on exclusivity. That’s just nasty.

It’s fun how when a decision goes their way (Hobby Lobby), they are all about SCOTUS being the ultimate authority, but when they don’t get what they want all of a sudden they’re comparing the Supreme Court to King George III and talking about revolts and shit. Oh wait, that’s not fun, it’s terrible.

First you said “all” of the accusers, now you’re saying “many” of the accusers - which is it? Even the article calls it a “collusion scenario,” definitely not proof positive of a vast lady-conspiracy.

Pretty sure that’s not true - do you have sources that prove they were all part of some kind of man-hating girl gang making false rape accusations?

This is such an important point to bring up every time some fucking dummy pops in with “BUT HE WAS EXONERATED!!!” No, he wasn’t, he got off on a technicality - even the NYPD didn’t say he was innocent, just that there wasn’t enough evidence to move forward (a far cry from exoneration, honestly)

I always thought Romanian was an odd choice – I figured they’d at least go for somewhere in/near the Middle East, but maybe that was too hamfisted for even Tim LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins to run with.

Oh most definitely – the long distance girlfriend should still tell her, though, IMO. Even if it doesn’t make a difference now, it might help her in the long run?

100% agree. If I were the fiancée on the other end of this, I’d want to know what kind of filth I married ASAFP.

Thanks for the tip, I had no idea that was even a thing! (but now I can’t look away)

How dare she come at Mary Poppins like that. Girl, bye.

Mom and Dad at Disneyworld, circa 1974 or so. I wish I had a better shot of the plaid bellbottoms pop is definitely wearing here

You’re coming from a conservative Christian standpoint, aren’t you? Something about your word choice reminds me of every stern high school teacher who admonished us “not to cause the boys to stumble” with our uniform skirts.

Makes sense!

FL native here - though this took place in Palm Beach County, I think it actually happened in Lake Worth (about 10 miles south of Palm Beach proper)