I think I've found my new tradition!

You know what's a stereotype of trolls? Saying nonsensical, inflammatory shit with nothing to back it up. If you don't want people to think you're a troll, maybe you shouldn't play into the stereotype so much.

Oh, you are such a troll. I was trying not to jump to that conclusion, but this comment just pushed it over the edge. As a side note: the "there are no good female comedians" shit is SO tired

Neither am I! Good for him, though.

I am crying. That is the best fart description I've ever heard.

exactly what I was thinking! If you're not wearing a skirt suit to your law firm interview, you are probably not getting the job (not saying that's a good thing, but that was my experience)

Don't you think these boys have been punished enough? That guy had to write a reflective writing assignment!!! *eyeroll forever*

You have to be at least 35 to run for president. Not saying people don't have babies later than that, but I'm pretty sure a woman who was gearing up to become president would probably not be planning to start/add to a family in office (also: Hil is 69). Next.

You've just described my ideal weeknight

Your significant other sounds like he's really fun to be around :-\

ME NEITHER! This is a great one of you two

I LOVED Wagner's free skate, and I did not come in as an Ashley fan. She was so aggressive and powerful (which I feel is often not rewarded in women's figure skating)

Not defending, just wondering how you haven't noticed that before now, and maybe a little annoyed at your particular brand of sanctimony—especially because the tagline on Jezebel is "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing." I just don't know why you would be expecting hard news from Jez at this point.

Interesting that you think our brains don't have room to hold many of these ideas concurrently? Venezuela/Ukraine are also being covered all over other Gawker sites (like Gawker itself), if that's more your speed, then what are you doing here?

So to you, "dozens" represents an objective truth, but no one else's anecdotal evidence is good enough for you?

BINGO! I think that's it in a nutshell.

The same thing happened to my dad, too! His was with South Beach, though. I was about 14 when my friend's father asked me if my dad had "health concerns" and said he'd be praying for him? I had no idea what he meant and went home and freaked out asking my mom if she and my dad were hiding cancer from me or something

Prince's best line: "Do you like pancakes?"

I feel like I've seen the word "tout" (and variants) used incorrectly a lot around here. The word you're looking for is "pending" $2000 in bail

Yup. Can we have a moratorium on that phrase starting now and effective 'til the end of time?