I think they tried in 2007, but the board shot them down (shocking!)

YES! I am here for that cat.

You guys, I seriously always thought that it was pronounced "smog," so "smOWg" is really throwing me for a loop :(

Oh, this is great. No, I am not practicing those moves under my desk!

I'm glad you said this. As the sister of someone who was molested by a priest, I want to see the church's HUGEST, most glaring issue addressed. It's like everyone's in a rush to canonize him for not being a total asshole — I appreciate his stance on the poor, and his genuine seeming faith, but the Catholic church as a…

What are the odds this is just a lead-up to some kind of terrible new social app she's being paid to promote like Lindsay Lohan and that god-awful karaoke thing?

It's "Britney" Spears (sorry, but she's a cultural icon, girl!)

People say this shit to my boyfriend all the time and it is fucking weak. He's 100% Mexican, but has lighter skin and blue eyes. He feels like he's not Mexican enough for the Mexicans, not white enough for the white people. He pretends the casual dismissals of his heritage don't bother him, but they make me insane.

Right? Show, don't tell. I bet there's a ton of art I like that I would find offensive if I heard the entire misspelled back story - leave it open to interpretation, guy

Me too. My mom keeps worrying/nagging about how I haven't found a "church home" in LA, but every place I've tried feels like another variation of the jumbotron megachurch. I used to feel guilty for my skepticism about everyone, but I think it's saved me from more than one weird place

Why are neither of them on Twitter!? We may NEVER KNOW!

Referring to women as "females" while exhorting your colleagues to be more respectful. Logic!

What about their attire strikes you as immodest? I feel like, by most standards, these ladies are super covered up.

Yes.

YES! God damn, how can you list musicals without including this one?

YES! Also, where tf is Fiddler on the Roof? Come on, man!

Nitpick: #19 is called The Muppet Movie (The Muppets was the one in 2011 with Jason Segel)

I'm gonna stop after that first paragraph because you're 100% wrong about annulments (and I know this from personal experience). The way the Catholic church defines marriage is an INTERPRETATION of what Jesus said in the Bible, just like all doctrine is an interpretation of what the fallible person writing it thinks…

What about those fun little loopholes like annulling marriages that were clearly consummated so one or both parties could remarry? Is the church still teaching that people with disabilities can't be married (because if so I'd say gay marriage isn't even the worst of their problems right now). The church isn't exactly…