I think I revolted when we had to pledge allegiance to the Christian flag (though I still remember that entire pledge by heart)

When I was a kid my mom put me in something called "Pioneer Girls," which I guess is like Christian Girl Scouts? I lasted, like, 2 meetings before I faked sick so often that she realized I never wanted to go back

+1000000000 for that magnificent Boosh gif!

Yes! Love her.

YES! First thing I thought. She is so distinctive looking

Matt: 0 Daisy: 1,000,000,000

I get that, to a point, everyone's attitude is their own responsibility. But these non-apology apologies like, "Sorry you were offended," or "I'm sorry YOU took it the wrong way" are just the worst. Whether you choose to accept it or not, your words have power. Putting all of the responsibility on other people is such…

Wait...you can't play Mafia with two people (at least not the sleepover game I'm thinking of). How many variations could there possibly be?

Thanks! I'm trying to hang in there and remind myself how fabulous I am, even if I don't have a note by my computer monitor that says, "every time you eat a sandwich you make Ryan Gosling sad." (true story)

I was JUST coming here to say this! I knew an artist who stopped selling her jewelry on Etsy because that's where UO was trawling for new designs to plagiarize. It's so gross.

Fit Villians! http://fitvillains.tumblr.com/

I wish I could talk to you more about this. I've been working at a fashion company for a year now, surrounded by all-female coworkers, and at a size 12, I'm 2 to 3 times the size of everyone else. When we Instagram/video our "fun, spontaneous office activities" (fitness classes, wine tastings, w/e), I'm either in the…

Me too! I thought I hated chihuahuas, but it turns out I just hate the horrible people who make their chihuahuas yappy, hyper and aggressive. 2 years later, I can't imagine life without my tiny man

Phew! I was hoping there wasn't something terrible that I somehow missed. A token of my gratitude:

Me too! He's one of my very favorite FB personalities

I love this. From a fellow rescue-chihuahua owner: you're an awesome person.

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

Do you have articles/facts to verify this? Not being an ass, I've just followed this pretty closely and somehow missed that tidbit

She definitely went to the Conservative Protestant School of Elocution - the soft voice/the way it gets breathy and full of wonder at the end of her sentences when she says "image of God," it all sounds exactly like any female youth leader/church assistant I've ever met. It's like they try to strip almost all…

So true. Yesterday someone tried to steal my parallel parking spot and I shouted, "YOU KNOW, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!"