carsonmccrullers
Carson McCrullers
carsonmccrullers

You're the best.

No problem! I thought it must have been something like that

This headline, for real? You can't patronize to anybody, you just patronize them (but you can condescend to someone, which they might find patronizing.) #corrections

I once got into an Instagram argument with Snoop Dogg's son about the Illuminati, which was hilarious.

OK, but then at the end, doesn't she realize that the solutions she's been looking for have been with her all along? That she was the one who could save herself?

Sweet is probably the last word I'd use to describe this little creepfest

What ZhiBaChu said. It's 100% not your place to look at a stranger's "packaging" and say "Nice job," because chances are they're not doing it for you.

I think you're missing the point. Comments like this are usually directed at women, and some jackass saying "you'd look so much prettier if you smiled!" (even if their intentions are good, albeit misguided) is condescending and obnoxious. It's really not anybody's business whether or not I want to smile.

This. I am enraged.

They're so horrible. I wonder if any of the celebrities who get naked for PETA billboards bother to look into what they're actually supporting.

This is what bugs me. Her voice, even in recordings, is so processed that it's hard to tell if there's even real talent underneath all the effects and autotune

I think you're being ever so slightly oversensitive.

I just chortled. Love you.

It looks like they ran out of vases and somebody said, "hey, I just finished this plastic jar of almonds!"

This just matched me with my brother. Woof.

I second that emotion!

Ugh, that one was the worst. That always makes me wonder, if I had friends who judged me that regularly and casually, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be friends with them anymore. What's the deal?

+1000000000000000000000000 (also I <3 you)

Some people are trolls, some people are just jackasses (I'm of the opinion he might have been the latter, plus I just needed to blow off some steam)