Maybe because if you knew them personally you might have had a little more empathy/a little less vitriol? Just a thought. But if you're actually BFF with all the girls you've lumped together as the "type" of girls who "cry rape" (which, by the way, what the hell, dude?) then by all means, disregard.

I feel like that's an awful lot of accusation being leveled towards ladies you've never met

This picture is perfection

I think you're totally right.

Is anyone else super perplexed when people refer to MO as "fat" or "overweight?" Have they looked at her recently? I'm so envious of her toned arms it's almost ridiculous.

You don't think "Pro-Life" is a really loaded phrase? Isn't Anti-Choice just as apt?

THIS! Marnie is a petulant, selfish jackass (but at least she's skinny!)

Absolutely YES

LOL. Obvious troll is obvious. Don't you have a nightstand you should be building?

That was bad. But still, Andrea was (is?) annoying AS HELL. Remember when she shot Darryl because she was trying to prove what a badass she was?

Whoa. Let's leave USC out of this!

I'm just mesmerized by NeNe's ability to humblebrag—how did she make it sound like people were dissing her but then somehow slip in the fact that "many women" find her inspirational? It's a skill.

Fun fact: Jon Daly once sang a country cover song called "All My Exes Have Rolexes." He's got a pretty punny sense of humor.

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Too true.

Love it. Someone fire up the screen printing machines! (Is that a thing?)

This is awesome. I propose t-shirts: "Obama 2012: for your lady smarts and your lady parts"

Gretchen Carlson, meanwhile, is a bastion of beautiful blonde intelligence because she happens to be on Fox News?

My main man Banksy (my min pin/chihuahua mix)

This is exactly what I thought! Maybe once all the wars, famines and mens issues are resolved we can all spare a thought for the wimmenz. Maybe.