And the name Brit. WTF is that? He should change it to American Hume. We won the Revolution damn it!

And it is Hillary’s fault that Bill had an affair...

I’m sure it would. It would feed your need to feel like you’re the smartest person in the room, that you know more than anyone else, that your understanding is at a higher plane then everyone else, and for fuck’s sake LISTEN TO ME!

That, is the best idea yet.