If the byline was Mary Higgins Clark we would all be like, oh, I know exactly where this is going.

John Podesta’s *other* favorite restaurant.

Ugh how exhausting. I was at dinner with someone like that last night and left thinking, why ever leave the house.

Sure, but put them on display at the Holocaust Museum right after the shoes, so anyone who wants to view them will also have to see the evil their owners wrought.

So this is what they teach at Dartmouth.

Go on Facebook and join all of the mom groups in Fairfield County — Westport Moms, New Canaan Moms, Weston moms, etc. Then pose the question, “where do you get your wheatgrass?” There’s your tribe.

Where you at Ryan Murphy? I hope you’re taking notes on this feud.

Bill Clinton, zines, and Pavement. Those were the days.

I didn’t know how much I wanted one until now.

What makes you sure she’s a decent person?

She was also perfect in that shark movie, which I’ve seen three times but can’t remember the name of. The Shallows? Whatever. It’s entertaining.

aaaahhhh that dance. My son came back from hockey camp last summer doing it nonstop. He got it from someone named Francesco. And now I irrationally hate anyone named Francesco.

I know so many moronic women who will post publicly on Facebook “going to Costa Rica 5/1-5/15 and need a housesitter. Anyone available?” and that sort of thing. I don’t know how adults can be that dumb.

They’re Gucci and they come in every color and texture you can think of. Webby is the style name.

Ehh.... except that their interns are often the lazy rich kids of big advertisers.

Yeah, I have at least two people in my immediate family who want Hillary to die in a fire but would trip all over themselves to vote for Ivanka.

Fyre. As in dumpster fyre.

All summer. When my Facebook was blowing up with women posing “I’m With Her” and all the men remaining silent. I knew they weren’t voting for her but didn’t want to seem un-progressive or unsupportive.

Of all people, Miley Cyrus was the one to nail it that year. Go figure.

I hate, hate, hate SO much the celebrities, vrai and faux, who don’t even try to work with the theme. Victorias Secret models, I’m looking at you. They should have their tickets revoked and given away to FIT students who will actually make an effort.